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 Zero Tolerance Joined: Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:18 pmPosts: 6315Location: Landscape XX
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DaveIOC
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| Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:09 pm |
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OrionMetalhead
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| Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:25 pm |
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Belly Button
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| Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:07 am |
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| Zero ToleranceJoined: Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:18 pmPosts: 6315Location: Landscape XX
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porkrind
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| Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:40 pm |
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Spinner
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| Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:47 pm |
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OrionMetalhead
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| Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:35 pm |
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I'm just incredibly good at impersonating the way people type. Though, I would love to help BM with his colum. I feel I am the only one with the credentials to proof read it.
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BlueMountain
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| Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:42 pm |
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Bluuuuuuuuuuue Mouuuuuntain just find this thread, him feel ikkle lump grow in um loincloth.
Oh no, him follow through again.
Bluuuuuuue Mouuuuuntain feel heep big touched by you attempt to get him off um DHSS Buckfast-line. Alas, him already heep big busy, chasing Amish motherfuckers and forcing them to use um velcro, attacking wagon trains and sitting around smoking um crack. Him also feeding buffalo-shit info to Derek fucking Accorah on um Most Haunted or Antique Ghost Roadshow (WTF is that all about?)
BM : "<psst> Derek, start swearing and roll about on um floor. Say um presence in room with you. Called John. Yeah, John, can't be more specific than that. John have um big throbbing cock with leaky end, hmm yeah, look it need little bit of polish..."
Derek (out loud to Yvette or whoever him work with now): "Eeerm, no, sorry, I can't quite make it out"
BM : "Go on you Scouse twat, you other guide Sam tell me you um secret tube train Frotter. Bluuuuuue Mouuuuntain going to tell other show 'sensitive', um poofy one, that you want him length unless you pull stunt"
Derek (in um comedy spirit voice) : "GET OUT!! LEAVE HERE NOW! AAARGH......."
Yvette : "At this point we had to stop filming as Derek appeared to suffer a traumatic and disturbing episode" (involving him rolling around, grabbing his cock and swearing a lot)
BM <fold um arms and stand up straight> "How!"
Him also work on other show, Haunted Home. Who you think waft around ethereal taint to cover up Mia Dolan Haddock flavour fanny-fart? Bluuuuuuuuue fucking Mouuuuuuuntain, that who.
OK Orion, time to help with Bluuuuuuuue Mouuuntain with um column. Bend over, give him somewhere to park it. Close um eyes and think of um Blackfoot hills, it be over soon enough.
Not that quick though 
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OrionMetalhead
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:32 pm |
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sorry Blue... I just realized my talents are needed elsewhere... somewhere where I wont be probed with native american cock...
goes and helpes Moyses Kolesne on his colum...
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morgoth
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| Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 11:46 am |
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OrionMetalhead
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| Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:55 pm |
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I think he went
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