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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:47 am Reply with quote
User avatarLow ToleranceLow ToleranceJoined: Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:36 amPosts: 216Location: BREAKING THE FUCKING LAW
THAT'S NOT A FUCKING JOKE, FUCK YOU, PUBLISHER NAZIS, I AM EVIL. TO EMPHASISE THE POINT I ALSO SET FIRE TO A POSTAL WORKER AND BASHED THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF SOME CHAV GIRL TRYING TO GET A FUCKING BIG MAC FOR HER FAT FUCKING SON AT 9 AM.
ANYWAY.
THE LATEST FARTY THEME IS A GOOD ONE.
SOUTH AMERICAN ANGRY AS FUCK UNDERGROUND METAL MADE BY OPRESSED AND FUCKING FURIOUS KIDS? YES PLEASE.
AND THE COVERMOUNT CD WAS COOL.
THOUGH IT WAS MISSING A REPEAT OF THE LAST ONE'S ICS VORTEX. THAT SONG WAS SURPRISINGLY COOL AS FUCK.
FUCKING PROPS ON PUTTING NEW BATTLECROSS ALBUM FOR FREE STREAM ON THE WEBSITE, PEOPLE. MODERN METAL THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME WANT TO KILL BABIES. AND AS A BABYKILLING SUPERVILLAIN, THIS IS FUCKING IMPRESSIVE.

AS YOUR REWARD FOR SUCH A GOOD ISSUE, I WILL FORCE THE RRP INTO THE NEWSAGENT PRICK'S CASH REGISTER, THEN CALL HIM A PRICK AND SMASH A TERRY'S CHOCOLATE ORANGE IN HIS FACE.
IT'S NOT TERRY'S, YOU'RE A TWAT.

FUCK OFF.


EDIT: BEFORE YOU ASK, THE WORD FUCK AND CAPITAL LETTERS ARE NOT JUST BIG AND CLEVER, THEY'RE ALSO VERY METAL. ASK ANY DOCTOR.



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