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BlueMountain
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Bluuuuuuuuuuuuue Mouuuuuuuuuuntain like to see grass on um pitch, then he know it probably ok to step up to um crease.
BUT if it look like um fucking Mogwai, or if it stretch round um dirtbox, up um spine and stand up on end when she get angry, it need going over with um Quim Trimmer. Going over, not given "full Sarawak" (ie, totally deforested with little fires burning everywhere), just trim it up so it look cared for.
Hairy leg and um pits are no joke, they need um flymowing. Bluuuuuuuuuuuue Mouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuntain have enough problem with own hair sticking out of um fishnet stocking, him not want to see um squaw looking like Lily Savage too.
And squaw, use um conditioner on um beaver pelt. Seriously, and brave, use it on um trimmed beard too. It coat sharp tip of um cut hair, make muff-out heep big more comfortable.
Bluuuuuuuuuuuuue Mouuuuuuuuuuuuuuntain once yodel up um valley of squaw with nice looking Brazillian, but it like kissing Hitler (or that bloke out of um Sparks). It like Brillo pad, Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuue Mouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuntain leave with heep big sore nose, all um brave think he been hitting um Charley, they not believe it down to um Rogue Muff.
How!!!
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DaveIOC
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| Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:36 pm |
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No one else need add anything more.
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heretic_entity
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| Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:40 pm |
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yup, that's the end right there
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OrionMetalhead
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morgoth
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Not A Horse Fluffer
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| Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 2:53 am |
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I would not have oral sex with any of the guy from sparks.[/img]
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diabolical summoning
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picklez
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| Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:40 am |
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OrionMetalhead
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picklez
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| Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:50 pm |
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OrionMetalhead
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| Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:03 pm |
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picklez
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| Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:07 pm |
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heretic_entity
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| Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:15 pm |
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hannahpanda
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| Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:18 pm |
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diabolical summoning
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| Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 7:05 pm |
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