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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 7:41 pm Reply with quote
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as the duck said to his friend as they were crossing the road in ballymena, "quack, quack, there's a car coming!"

- tip, say it in a strong northern irish accent :D



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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 7:42 pm Reply with quote
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Get yer coat :wink:

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 7:43 pm Reply with quote
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well, i did advertise the fact it was a SHIT joke :D

anyone got anything worse?



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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 8:37 pm Reply with quote
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I have to admit...

I don't get it



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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 9:15 pm Reply with quote
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I have a shit joke.

Why was Uhura black?
Because William Shatner.



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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 9:16 pm Reply with quote
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Best - Man wrote:
I have a shit joke.

Why was Uhura black?
Because William Shatner.

LOL



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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 9:22 pm Reply with quote
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What's white and can't climb trees?











A fridge.



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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 9:51 pm Reply with quote
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what did tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?

run for it!

what did tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?

nothing, he didn't recognise them...



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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 9:54 pm Reply with quote
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Vega Bracchium wrote:
I have to admit...

I don't get it


in a northern irish accent quack sounds like quick. or at least thts what i took it as



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dark.avenger wrote:
in a northern irish accent quack sounds like quick. or at least thts what i took it as


Ah I see. My lack of understanding in regional speaking methods is glaringly obvious to all.



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Vega Bracchium wrote:
dark.avenger wrote:
in a northern irish accent quack sounds like quick. or at least thts what i took it as


Ah I see. My lack of understanding in regional speaking methods is glaringly obvious to all.


lol. so you can't decipher broad Scots then? :P



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Vega Bracchium wrote:
dark.avenger wrote:
in a northern irish accent quack sounds like quick. or at least thts what i took it as


Ah I see. My lack of understanding in regional speaking methods is glaringly obvious to all.


lol. so you can't decipher broad Scots then? :P



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DaveIOC wrote:
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A fridge.



WHY IS THIS FUNNY? :lol:



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PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 1:42 am Reply with quote
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What did Hellen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing... she was wearing oven mitts.



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PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 3:39 am Reply with quote
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Here are a few good ones:

1. In an interview about his failed marriage, Sir Paul McCartney
was asked if he would ever go down on one knee again

In response he said, "I'd prefer it if you called her Heather."

2. News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his
wife Heather Mills- McCartney.

Mrs Mills- McCartney is said to be distraught over the split "He has
been my crutch for so long!!" She said in an earlier briefing, "I have
no idea why this has happened, I'm stumped"

3. What eats vegetarian and hates vivisection?
Linda McCartney's cancer.

4. What's the difference between Madonna and a Kit Kat?
You only get four fingers in the Kit Kat.

5. What's black and blue and doesn't like sex very much?
A rape victim.

6. What's the difference between a pub and a clitoris?
You can find a pub.

7. What do you call a person who is half Black and half Chinese and has AIDS?
Coon Die Soon.


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