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i dunno about shit maybe un popular ( but you like them anyway )
http://www.racist-jokes.com/
some (un) funny ones there.


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RANDOM OLD THREAD RESSURECTION! :evil:

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God visits all of the worlds cultures in an attempt to give people his commandments. First he meets the French and asks "Would you like some commandments?"
"Oui miseur, tell me one of them?"
"Thou shall not commit adultery."
"Errrm, no."
"Oh alright then."
So then God asks the Italians.
"Would you like some commandments?"
"What are they?"
"Thou shalt not steal"
"No no no, go away."
"Oh okay, fair enough..."
Next he asks the Germans.
"Would you like some commandments?"
"Yar, an example please?"
"Thou shall not kill."
"Hohoho, no thank you!"
"Okay then, thanks..."
Eventually he comes across the Jewish people.
"Would you like some commandments?"
"How much are they?"
"Well actually they're free."
"We'll take ten!"

:lol: QI is brilliant...



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