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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 11:42 am Reply with quote
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There is a better sport than javelin. Discuss



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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 8:29 pm Reply with quote
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Reflector wrote:
There is a better sport than javelin. Discuss


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love it


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 9:18 am Reply with quote
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A piece of string walked into a bar only to finmd the barman pointing to a 'no strings' and telling him to leave. At first the piece of string was saddened by this but then he had a cunning plan. He roughed up his edge and tied a knot in himself then he went back in the bar and sat down. This only deceived the barman for about a minute who then said "hey! your that piece of string aren't you!"
The strings reply was "I'm a frayed knot."



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:57 pm Reply with quote
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Overheard at a festival in 1978:

1st punk: Heard your demo got a write up in NME.
2nd punk: Yeah, embarassing or what.
1st punk: Got slagged off did it?
2nd punk: Worse than that, Julie Birchel liked it! :oops:



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:32 pm Reply with quote
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I'm voting for the Iceland Volcano Party in the election. They've done more to stop illegal immigration in the last 5 days than the government have in 5 years.

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Heard this at the pub quiz;

What do you call a Black guy who lost 30 stone?





















































Lenny Henry.



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Today, in my laboratory, I crossed The Amebix with The power Puff Girls, and got Gallhammer! :shock:



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 8:43 am Reply with quote
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A vampire enters a bar and says to the proprieter "Can I have a cup of hot water please?"

Surprised, the barman gets him what he asked and leaves him alone. A few minutes later however his curiosity gets the better of him, and he says "I hope you don't mind me asking but, i'm surprised that you didn't ask for blood, why did you want a cup of hot water?"

The vampire then takes a used tampon out of his pocket and says "i'm making tea".



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When you can't find a virgin, there's always Vampax.



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