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 Zero Tolerance Joined: Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:18 pmPosts: 6315Location: Landscape XX
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You want random? You can't handle random! No, random, handler, you!... I start playing a 10 year bongo solo whilst my astral projection talks about the mating habits of brachiopods whilst riding a winged question mark through a yellow universe where all the stars have been replaced with paintings of that man who shouts "WONGA!" on those envirophone adverts, whilst an impossibly tall Heino circles them a slow sinister dance and small lime green men with holes for faces chant "Matthew Barney is weird" in creepy unison. And as grand finale the swirling black galaxy above us turns around and reveals itself to be Margaret Thatchers titanic face with horrifying vibrating eyes, unleashing a scream like 900,000 billion didgeridoos dying. ... I do apologize for that. I've been listening to Nurse With Wound all day. Plus I learnt today that Peter Christopherson of Coil died about a month ago...  He won't be pointing his penis to venus anymore... 
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-BASTARD - MAN-
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THE GREATEST SUPERVILLAIN TO HAVE EVER LIVED
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| Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 10:11 pm |
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Best non-Best - Man post ever.
Well done, Belly!
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The Best Superhero In The Entire Universe
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That made my day a whole lot better - thank-you lol
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| Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:05 pm |
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| Zero ToleranceJoined: Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:18 pmPosts: 6315Location: Landscape XX
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Just doing my job forumites. Also, Thing, your signature quote is the best thing i've read all week 
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Not A Horse Fluffer
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| Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:18 pm |
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Been on 4chan have we?
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| Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:43 pm |
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I can't take this tension anymore...... Put a finger inside me!
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Hello All. Talk about random, weren't expecting me to pop up in a totally non-boner-esque way were you?
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| Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:20 am |
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I'm alright. Doing my thing. Working a shit-ton. Figured I'd pop back in over here and say hello. Glad to see everyone is well. The usual suspects are still in action over here. I've been lingering in the Metal Archives IRC chat a lot lately so that's been my main internet refuge. I quit Arctic Flame for reasons not needed to be mentioned and am invested in my friend's Doom band now. Record is being recorded. Should be out in the summer on a decently well known label. We have some shows in june with Helstar in NYC and NJ. Other than that... drinking...
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| Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:19 am |
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