Too right it be heep big funny. Bluuuuuuuue Mouuuuuuuntain pay for you to have it done, only if you get it done on webcam.

Bluuuuuuuuuuuuue Mouuuuuuuuuuuuntain think for heep big long time about piercing. He remember "Man Called Horse" hanging from hook and think "Fuck that for game of 7th Cavalry" and not have done. But it nag at Bluuuuuuuuuuuue Mouuuuuuuuuntain so he pluck up courage, drink firewater then go to piercer, drop loincloth, flop purple headed love warrior on counter. Only piercing Bluuuuuuuuue Mouuuuuuuuuuntain get that day was um piercing scream from shopgirl, Bluuuuuuuue Mouuuuuuntain go into Greggs Bakery by mistake. He also get arrested for drunk and disorderly, indecent exposure, carrying offensive weapon (Bluuuuuuuue Mouuuuuuntain pleased with this one until find out it meant his trusty tomahawk), and riding palamino pony bareback (oo-er) whilst under influence of drink and drugs. Sheriff try fit up Bluuuuuuuue Mouuuuuuntain on trumped up card cheating charges but Bluuuuuue Mouuuuuuuntain wriggle out of that one. He wriggle a lot. And moan and pant and call Sheriff "um Big Boy". Now have ASBO, banned from ancestral hills, have to live on council reservation in Lawford.
Moral of story - when policeman ask you name, DO NOT stand up straight with arms folded and say you name Bluuuuuuuue Mouuuuuuuuntain, Spirit Guide and ancient chief of Wantagobble People, guiding mortal through um vagaries of life until they pass through light into domain of Great Spirit Nan-Tan-In-Chor.
Policeman just say into radio "We've got a right one here Sarge, better send a paddy wagon" then pepper spray and club poor redskin. (Become black-and-blueskin)

I have my ears pierced once in each lobe and also my tragus and a surface piercing next to my ear. Had my helix done but got infected. Have a piercing on my lobe middle of ear. Also had both nipples done but now only one because one grew out. My clit is pierced. I have a labret piercing and two studs in my nose, one in my tongue and my top web is pierced too. My helix hurt the worst and my web piercing hurt the least. I want to get some more surface piercings done and one on my hand.

Bluuuuuuuue Mouuuuuuuntain heep big confused, he never hear of thing you get pierced. Are they um "squaw bits"? Only web pierce he hear of is webbed feet belong to strange family in Norfolk, you know, the one where everyone related in um "special way". WTF is a helix? When Bluuuuuuuue Mouuuuuuuuuuntain young brave "helix" was um protractor set.

Bluuuuuuuue Mouuuuuuuuuuntain once get um pierce banjo string. Well, less pierce, more snagged. Heep big bad dentistry, careless squaw, loadsablood. Bluuuuuuuuue Mouuuuuuuntain hit Darkness-style high notes that day for sure. Now Bluuuuuuuuuue Mouuuuuuuuuuntain check gnashers before committing Old Fella.

Bluuuuuuuuuue Mouuuuuuuuuuntain think squaws ought to get together to discuss intimate piercings. On webcam. In soft focus. Late at night. He he.

Bluuuuuuuuuuuue Mouuuuuuuuuuuntain go now, enrol on Open University Gynoc Gyne Gina, erm, on um Minge Doctor Degree Course, just in case any bits Angel got pierced vaguely related.

Blue Mountain deserves some come of award, he really does

You should write for the mag man, that would just be tits

Edit: Why the hell was this topic moved????

personally i would'nt mess with a natative american. They are known to have "big pillars" in there tents and heard they put there feathers in the most unorthadox parts of the body