Dude, whatever you do, don't get jailed!!

Unless you like being sodomised roughly from behind by a psychopathic armed robber called Brian.
In which case go for it!


I'll post a pic of myself on here once I've achieved full completion of my still-fledgling Disco Stu emulation. (Think Postman Pat high on LSD in a seventies disco)

Christ I'm bored.

Cigarette vampire?

[starts a new noise project under that name]

[pulse considered the long-term ramifications of tatooing a skull to his face, and then chose to totally disregard them]

Sorry

It's called Photoshop, smart alec

I already fell out of the ugly tree and hit a few branches on the way down without getting a tattoo on my face to make it worse! haha

That's metal as fuck!

Aye, though if you knew what I'd spent most of this last week listening to I'd officially be renounced by the powers that be from being called "METUHL!" any more.


Me in ten years time I predict.

Extremely pissed...

Yuletide hilarity

If you came to Tamworth dressed like that you'd fit right in

Voluntarily enter the lands which time and civilisation forgot only heathen scum and scoundrels dare to call "Somerset" of my own free will and volition.

Nay, I tell thee. Nay and thrice nay!

I honestly cannot remember this at all.

you look like a death metal Justin Long....


Ignore me. Just rambling.

To be fair you don't look as if your aware your in a pub... or outside your house