Not sure if it is happy, but it made me laugh.
On the way back from the pub last night we decided to go the park for nostalgic reasons. That was very fun, especially the swings.Couldn't get down the slide, my hips are too big !
The managed to fall off the see saw and then fall over again walking over a field on the way home, a proper vertical to horizontal kind of fall.
Woke up this morning with a fat bruise on one leg and a trashed pair of DM's.

Ah - all fun.

This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAWl5peI8HY
especially when the guy on the left reminds me of Colin Mochrie

Last night, [when very drunk] I pulled a 30 year old milf who was on a hen night.

Am I sick? lol

EDIT: I am definitely not right in the head.

Nought wrong with 30 year olds!
Hell most 30 year olds are better looking than early 20s as know how to carry themselves so to speak.

I guess, but isn't it a bit... strange for an 18 year old to sleep with a 30 year old mum who also has a boyfriend? lol

Ah well fuck it, you only live once I guess lol

Any hole is a goal.


aaaaaanyway, on-topic:

with an extra soucon of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAWl5peI8HY

lol John Terry got a knockback when he offered to shake Wayne Bridge's hand.

As I'm sufficiently bored enough to attempt this I'll summise it for El Fluffer.

John Terry's multiple counts of infidelity are splashed all over the newspapers (read: tabloid rags) when he blunders into trying to take out a "super injunction" in court to prevent the newspapers printing said allegations.
He failed in his bid to get a ban on the allegations so the reporters, duly enraged decided to get their own back by liberally dousing any and all media coverage with lurid tales of his sexual conquests, amongst whom the foremost femme fatale was some random foreign slag who was (it's intimated) was dating Wayne Bridge - John Terry's then co-worker if you will - (although it's not clarified that Terry fucked her while she was with Bridge).
Amidst the subsequent media circus John Terry was "sacked" from his role as captain of the England team by the manager Fabio Capello.


Chelsea (John Terry's team) and Man City (Wayne Bridge's current team) are playing each other and before the game the Man City players walk down the line of Chelsea players each shaking the hand of each of the opposition teams players. Cue the camera inevitably following Wayne Bridge as he walks past John Terry, goes to shake his hand realise who it is and just carries on walking.


It's all very handbags at dawn bollocks that "gossip columns" are always full of and overhyped titilation but it was still funny to watch it.

It was funny hearing the Evertonians at the Everton vs Chelsea match chanting 'Same old Terry always cheating' and 'You're not shagging anymore'!!