Hedge laying in the rain

Connected to my last post... women who aren't hookers not running a mile when I proposition them!

I has a date, gigidy.


I realise everyone reading this is no doubt mature, sober and collected so feel free to mock me but damn this feels like a mixture of greatness and bemusement haah

Sad thing is, I wasn't drunk.
Just really really really not used to having any luck with women

Fuck, Peter Sutcliffe has a better track record with clunge than me.

I like to save the word 'minge' for special occasions

Work finished, 1st can cracked open, junk food in the oven

lashings of Dylan Moran, Bill Bailey and constantly finding yet more old obscure Finnish and Swedish DM bands that kick arse.

Outside of easy access to boobies and beer, what more could you want?

I think then I'd be officially entitled to call myself a published author after having been in Metal Hammer back in my teens, writing Hour Of Penance's online bio and now possibly appearing in print for talking out of my arse
Not bad for a bitter old man who goes through friends like women go thru tampons haha

http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/03/17/the- ... ?icid=main

For all you Ke$ha fans out there lol

being stood on the doorstep in your dressing gown quoting Bill Bailey at Jehovah's witnesses.

I was asked did I think that the Bible had any relevance in modern society, to which I replied none at all and used amongst other things the national anthem as an example, "why should we invoke a non-specific fictitious deity to bail out these unelected spongers?" and also the Taliban:
"were they really that backward, or were they the finest minds of the fourteenth century? Nobody seems to know or care. That ideology was never going to work, was it? It was just cobbled together from different beliefs. The anti-intellectualism of the Khmer Rouge, the religious persecution of the Nazis, the enforced beard-wearing from the world of folk music, and the segregation and humiliation of women from the world of golf."


Plus if i'd remembered it at that early stage in the morning, " [re: the Holy Spirit]He's the fecund spirit of the Lord who impregnates Mary, then gets a bit up himself and is reduced to light clerical duties?" Let's examine that in joke form: three male divine natures go into a cosmic essence, giving and receiving love, but not in a gay bishop way, to which the whole of Islam goes "Wha?"; Hinduism: "Nah!"; or Buddhism: "Ssh!".