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Paul
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 Highly Tolerant Joined: Sun Oct 31, 2004 6:21 pmPosts: 48Location: Banbury, Oxfordshire, England
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Chops
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| Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 10:27 pm |
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 Highly Intolerant Joined: Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:31 pmPosts: 2326Location: Birmingham
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DavidZT
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| Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 10:53 pm |
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 Highly IntolerantJoined: Mon Jul 05, 2004 10:44 pmPosts: 1086Location: North East, England
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Lee dC
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| Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 10:55 pm |
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BlueMountain
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| Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 10:51 pm |
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 SpammerJoined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 2:08 amPosts: 622Location: Um Spirit World
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Bluuuuue Mouuuuuuuntain say it simple:
1. Grow fringe over eyes.
2. Buy um black clothes.
3. Kill um parents. If you think parents be angry and tell you off, kill someone else's.
4. Buy um spiky guitar. With um skull graphic (If not available, wait, Metal Hammer do suitably evil sticker sooner or later)
5. Downtune till you can walk between flappy strings and um fretboard
6. Put amp on No 11. (Or turn POD onto Wasp-in-tin-can mode)
7. Thrash guitar like thrash um stalk when watch Abi Titmus "keep-fit" DVD.
8. Then thrash it even faster. (Known as um helmetdeaththrashspeed)
9. Throw in couple Slayer licks.
10. Make noise over top sound like you being manually evacuated by um butch Matron called Helga. (Work at um Walsgrave, 02476.......)
11. Make up most evil comedy-teenage-lad-in-full-rebellion title.
12. Anyone who say it crap, call them gay. Obviously.
13. Await um CBS call, Total World Domination imminent.
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Not A Horse Fluffer
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| Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 10:53 pm |
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| SpammerJoined: Wed Aug 25, 2004 8:41 pmPosts: 4140Location: The Internet
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I think decapitated are amazing x 666
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DanBB
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| Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 10:24 pm |
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Maximum Tolerance Joined: Thu May 12, 2005 12:07 amPosts: 5Location: Nottingham, UK
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