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<  The Idiot Zone  ~  Death

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Bluuuuuue Mouuuuuuntain say just shut up, kiss and make up, you know you want to.
Let face it, better to be buggered by um fat wheezing bloke with dick like acorn than scrawny 45 yr old chrone with big solid, veiny black strap-on. What say you, Fluffy?


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I'd say you're just jealous.



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Bluuuuuuuue Mouuuuuuuntain no jealous, he ride pony all across plain, he know meaning of "PILES". No desire to waddle to Fort Tagnut medicine man for Prep H. You carry on, secret safe with us.


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Yep, them the ones. Must-'angs, dangleberries, claggers, little-brown-men-on-swings, grifters, daglocks, bitzashitz.


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Pips? Hmm, yep, that good one.
Bluuuuuuuue Mouuuuuntain shave rusty bullet hole now. Silky smooth, avoid um poo pygmy trauma.
Only danger he may die from Arsenic .
HA HA HA, ARSE-NICK, GEDDIT??!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

(If he not already dead of course)


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Of course Bluuuuue Mouuuuuntain like bears. Just not they pesky 3 bears.
Bluuuuue Mouuuuuuuntain suspect joke about bear and rabbit having shit together in woods about to follow.....


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I only ask 'coz when you search for red indians in google you get this

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And when you search for bears you get this.....



So 'yknow, I was just politely asking....



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User avatarLow ToleranceLow ToleranceJoined: Tue May 17, 2005 11:19 amPosts: 129Location: Nairn, Highlands, Scotland
Well, back to the original question. The one person who I may just have to beat to death is Bono, I don't really know why, but since that Damn song vertigo appeared on those i-pod adds, and the adds for their album. I swear that song was on T.V.all the time. Anytime I hear that song or see Bonos smug grin I just want to try and Violently insert his head into his own rectum! I'm not normally a violent person but he is a TWAT! he did a charity gig in Italy and forgot his hat, so had it flown over FIRST CLASS. I can't really do justice as to how much he nips my head here, but imagine these emoticons are his head. :hammer: :guillotine: :hammer:


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