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OrionMetalhead
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hannahpanda
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| Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 6:37 pm |
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BlueMountain
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| Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 7:04 pm |
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Chops
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| Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:44 pm |
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Not A Horse Fluffer
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| Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:05 am |
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BlueMountain
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| Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:54 pm |
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Yep, that heep big disturbing. Glad you remembered size though, will help Bluuuuuuuuue Mouuuuuuntain knock one out, only good if got all the facts.
Jimmy Krankie : "Och aye Ian, I got ma new shorts and blazer on, and a new wee cap. And this braw sexy undie set frae the new Schoolboy TV range in TopPaedo. Are ye gonna tek me up the wrang 'un now Ian? Go on Ian, pleeeeeease. It's Fandabidozi"
Ian Krankie : "Aye, yer gonna get a Crackerjack pencil AND pen today, that's fer sure!"
ALL : "CRACKERJACK!!!!
IK : "He he, OK viewers, I cracked her jack a lang time ago, d'ya ken. Then I foolishly asked if she fancied getting a school uniform on tae spice things up a wee bit. It's like being a Boarding School teacher, but without the looming jail term 20 years later! And no withdrawal, eating disorders and self-harm either, I do all her harming for her. It's greet!"
Wee Jimmy (hiding face behind hand): "Tee hee, he's gonna be sooooo angry when he finds I swapped the arse lube fer superfandabidoziglue!
15 minutes later, cue The Krankies running across stage in conjoined fashion.
ALL : "HE'S BEHIND YOU!!!!"
Jimmy "Help m'a boab! He's gonnae kill me!"
Ian : " Grrrrrrr, I'll give ye 'Deeper...harder' alright when I catch you Wee Jimmy Krankie! Ye know I prefer the dry hump, especially doon in yer filthy broon stinkbox. Prepare fer a braw guid hiding! We'll have tae say ye fell of the stage again, the amount of broken bones yer gonnae get this time"
Jimmy " Ohhhh nooooooooo. Tee hee. Ooo-er, yikes!!!"
Exit Krankies stage right, to sound of breaking glass and deep humping sounds. (Optional Wee Jimmy Krankie grunts, depending on Watershed)
Now, if THAT not get Bluuuuuuuuue Mouuuuuuuntain invite to do script for um Royal Variety Performance, nothing will.
Can see it now " Arise Sir Blue Mountain...."
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heretic_entity
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| Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:19 pm |
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Not A Horse Fluffer
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OrionMetalhead
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BlueMountain
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| Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:51 pm |
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Fuck it, if Bonio can get um Knighthood, it just formality before Bluuuuuue Mouuuuuuntain get um call. Perhaps it got lost in um post?
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Chops
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