the seven keys of Eire

seven coaches drawn by tiny wooly mammoths screech up the road & circle you relentlessly while toothless old men from Ireland scream unintelligible abuse at you while ripping keys from a broken computer keyboard which explode massively if they hit you...

next:

1. a burka
2. a tse-tse fly
3. a small Canadian mountie

The Canadian

The title says it all. Wrapped in a burka, the Canadian mounties surround you and unleash torrents of pests upon you. The tse tse fly being one of these.

next:

Purple
Leprechans
Sound Wavelengths.

lesser heliotrope

tiny purple leprechauns manifest themselves as sound wavelengths screeching around your head at dizzying speed, lashing out with razor sharp (# that is) talons before vanishing as mysteriously as they appeared...

next:

1. an ice cube
2. the planet Venus
3. a CD

Hip Hop Godess Of Love

Ice Cube, who resides in the annalls of planet venus awakens and, in her anger at the state of music and the number of records she is (isnt) selling any more, throws cds at the earth, slicing your flesh apart.



Glen Benton
Seven Tiny Horses
Jesus Christ

Glen Christ Charioteer
This creature has a tiny robed body one side is dyed white and other black. Despite its dwarfish stature it posesse's a vast head identical to Glen Bentons. On the white side is hand blesses little orphan children, on the black side he clutches a crucifix which he whacks them over the head with. He stands on a picture perfect scaled-down replica of Satans abyssal chariot, which is pulled by seven 1 ft. tall horses representing each of the 7 deadly sins.

Next poster...
PSP paraphenalia
'Saturn eating one of his sons' by Goya
Pekingnese