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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:16 pm Reply with quote
User avatarHighly IntolerantHighly IntolerantJoined: Sat Dec 31, 2005 6:51 pmPosts: 3217Location: Near Glasgow, Scotland
so the jokes about the Glasgow airport terrorist attacks are going round my dad's office already...

some made up news reports

"The driving of a Jeep Cherokee into Glasgow Airport was in celebration of the Muslim festival of Ramavan"

"The owner of the Jeep Cherokee drove into Glasgow Airport, it has now been revealed, was Singe Majeep"

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:30 am Reply with quote
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1 Second hand Jeep Cherokee (CHEROKEE???? WTF????) £2450
2 Gallon of petrol £9.98
2 Calor Gas cylinders £24.95

Watching 2 screaming Pakis being burned alive : Fucking Priceless!


Bluuuuuuuuuuuue Mouuuuuuuuuuuuntain get this sent by smoke signal text, him not think it funny, him think it outrageous. Him only reproduce it now so you can be outraged too. Honest.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:32 am Reply with quote
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Police suspect Yorkshire flooding due to Al Quaeda, think maybe it start of Ramadam.


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MAN KILLS VAMPIRE
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/07/01/vampir ... index.html

It's not made up, but it is comical :$



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