Either way you put it, it involves visiting a graveyard with a shovel, finding a tombstone with a name on it that makes your willy tingle, unearthing the rotting corpse thereunder and engaging in unmentionable acts of carnality once you have the body above ground. Creation Scientists tell us that in some cases, folks just jump right in the grave as soon as the coffin is open, but our tests and studies conducted right here at Landover Baptist indicate this only happens one out of fifteen times.



I'd love to find out how they conducted their "studies".

Next Clue: Kolpophobia

Kolpophobia is described as a fear of genitals, especially the vulva. Ultimately, for many Kolpophobics, sex is not an enjoyable intimate moment but a torturous nightmare of unmentionable practices and twisted positions capable of sucking the life out of one's balls.

clue: Kari Byron