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Valaglar
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 7:43 pm |
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Low ToleranceJoined: Sat Dec 04, 2004 4:18 pmPosts: 128Location: Brighton
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Lee dC
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 8:01 pm |
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Not A Horse Fluffer
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 8:42 pm |
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SpammerJoined: Wed Aug 25, 2004 8:41 pmPosts: 4140Location: The Internet
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A (very fat) lad called Martin owes me money, if he doesn't give it back within a month I'm tempted to phone up his home number to speak to his mum, then start crying saying me and martin have had a bust-up... something like "I know I cheated, but...*sniff*....Tell him I'm sorry, tell him he's a bright star in a dark word.... There will never be another boy like martin, Mrs Kerr I love your son, and what we had was to special to throw away...."
Making his mum think he's gay is much more fun than killing him .
Heres a picture
Note the bulging cheeks and sausage-like fingers. You can also click on his fat face to and have a look at his gay band's website.
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Lee dC
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 8:45 pm |
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if you pronounce his band name with a lisp, it sounds like "Inner Thigh"
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Not A Horse Fluffer
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 8:52 pm |
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SpammerJoined: Wed Aug 25, 2004 8:41 pmPosts: 4140Location: The Internet
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Some friends of mine stole a (clean) pair of his boxers, and all 3 of them got inside with plently of room. Then they put them over the front of a random ford astra, then ran away drunkenly.
Oh, and I bet martin keeps sugary snacks inbetween his folds , how else could he manage to weigh 24 stone when he's only 5foot 4, he must spend all his spare time eating.
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 3:38 am |
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Barely TolerantJoined: Wed Nov 24, 2004 8:56 pmPosts: 415Location: Portsmouth, UK
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Matty T
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 6:59 pm |
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Barely TolerantJoined: Thu Jul 08, 2004 8:06 pmPosts: 415Location: Trimdonia
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Not A Horse Fluffer
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 8:08 pm |
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Valaglar
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 2:49 pm |
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Low ToleranceJoined: Sat Dec 04, 2004 4:18 pmPosts: 128Location: Brighton
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[quote="not a horse fluffer"]
Is it just me, or is the lightswitch in the top right hand corner of his picture far far greasyer than a normal switch? It looks like it's covered in butter.quote]
hahahahahahahaa!!!
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 4:41 pm |
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Barely TolerantJoined: Thu Jul 08, 2004 8:06 pmPosts: 415Location: Trimdonia
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Not A Horse Fluffer
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 6:52 pm |
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Valaglar
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 4:44 pm |
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Low ToleranceJoined: Sat Dec 04, 2004 4:18 pmPosts: 128Location: Brighton
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 8:44 pm |
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Valaglar
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 3:18 pm |
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Low ToleranceJoined: Sat Dec 04, 2004 4:18 pmPosts: 128Location: Brighton
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:43 pm |
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