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PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:19 am Reply with quote
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Okay its time to get serious. Now I love Star Trek as much as the next man. Infact I loves it so! However is anybody else bored of the (as Wayne Barlowe once famously put it) 'forhead application technique' of creating alien races? I mean seriously! If we have anymore lumpy forheaded extraterrestials Sci-Fi might as well populate the entire universe with humans!

[cue Stargate theme tune]

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Boo
Coo
Do
Goo
Loo
Moo
Poo
Shoe
To
Too
Two
Who
You
Zoo

All of these words rhyme.



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:egypt: PHAROAH IS HAPPY
:evilegypt: PHAROAH IS CROSS
:egypt: PHAROAH IS HAPPY
:evilegypt: PHAROAH IS CROSS
:egypt: PHAROAH IS HAPPY
:evilegypt: PHAROAH IS CROSS
:egypt: PHAROAH IS HAPPY
:evilegypt: PHAROAH IS CROSS
:egypt: PHAROAH IS HAPPY
:evilegypt: PHAROAH IS CROSS
:egypt: PHAROAH IS HAPPY
:evilegypt: PHAROAH IS CROSS
:egypt: PHAROAH IS HAPPY
:evilegypt: PHAROAH IS CROSS
:egypt: PHAROAH IS HAPPY
:evilegypt: PHAROAH IS CROSS
:egypt: PHAROAH IS HAPPY
:evilegypt: PHAROAH IS CROSS
:egypt: PHAROAH IS HAPPY
:evilegypt: PHAROAH IS CROSS
:egypt: PHAROAH IS HAPPY
:evilegypt: PHAROAH IS CROSS
:egypt: PHAROAH IS HAPPY
:evilegypt: PHAROAH IS CROSS
:egypt: PHAROAH IS HAPPY
:evilegypt: PHAROAH IS CROSS
:egypt: PHAROAH IS HAPPY
:evilegypt: PHAROAH IS CROSS
:egypt: PHAROAH IS HAPPY
:evilegypt: PHAROAH IS CROSS
:egypt: PHAROAH IS HAPPY
:evilegypt: PHAROAH IS CROSS
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:18 pm Reply with quote
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I'm bored and don't really feel like sleeping because i'm waiting for some c**t to reply on the last fm forums. Of course there is only one solution...

BENJAMIN SISKO

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Look how serious he is. Such poise, such elegance.

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Still serious. The emissary has no time for such frivolities like smiling or looking at you. (this picture is huge!)

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Ah but look! Early season Sisko grants us a glimpse and the vestiges of a smirk. What a dashing man he is!

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...oh oh, wait a minute. The beards back anf that means he has business to attend.

Emissary business

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But fear not citizens of the Federation! For you can buy Sisko affection in the form of this extremely tasteful plate. Just 47 easy instalment payments of $45 per month.

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Wait a minute, this isn't Sisko. Google lies!

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That is a fantastic window.

And it can be yours! Just 147 easy instalment payments of $450 per month.

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Did I mention that Sisko has fully posable joints? Truly a god amongst men.

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JUMPER!

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The lesser known Greater Upper Torso Sisko in its natural habitat (an endless grey/blue expanse with a single oversized Federation badge on the floor)

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Bitches don't know about Jake Sisko's extremely sexual wardobe.

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Additional! It appears that the Greater Upper Torso Sisko has learnt to create a rudimentary set of phazers from a mixture of lambs ear fibres and its own faeces.



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Sisko always looks really hungry.



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You know, I bet Captin Janeway would let me do her up the ass if a brought her a pitcher of cheeky vimto, she looks like a dirty cow.



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Urgh, fuck that, you'd have to buy her dinner and stuff, that's way too much effort for no anal.



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Because I want to finally be cool enough to see my avatar you th'illy goose! Do you know nothing????

*Squints really hard*



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Last.fm is down :(



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