I found this lulzy section on SA a few weeks ago.
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/ . Its provided me and my brother Jon with many hours of rib tickling uproars. Heres a few recent(ish) ones that gave me bellylaughs...
The Mellotron Cowboy
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pra ... st-dad.phpChodeKING: how did you meet him
Zack: Remember how I was telling you about Ghost Dad?
ChodeKING: ya
Zack: He came through the Mellotron just like Ghost Dad.
ChodeKING: whats he like
Zack: He's a cowboy. He's very rugged and no-nonsense, but he's a bit bewildered by the information age. He's also very excitable and it's his birthday.
ChodeKING: yo tell him happy bday from the C-KING
Zack: Hang on, he's climbing the drapes again.
~
The English Gentleman, Defeated
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pra ... feated.phpEMROD: okay ill need your cc# to start booking my flights
Yoke: I want to chew off your fingers and toes while you're still alive
Yoke: I will use you as my toilet
Yoke: Is there any upper limit to how many brides I can order at one time?
EMROD: no I need your cc# though
Yoke: Could I subscribe to the brides? Maybe one every three months as I need them or double if I am really going through them in a hurry.
EMROD: need your cc# to supcribe
Yoke: Do you think your skeleton will dissolve in acid?
EMROD: dunno
EMROD: do you have a cc# you can give me? visa or mastercard
Yoke: Really? You're still with me on this one?
Yoke: I want to MURDER AND EAT YOU and MELT YOUR BONES
~
Girls on Girls on Pre-Schoolers
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pra ... -girls.phpDebbieH: Who is your friend???
Zack: Louis
DebbieH: Oh, So Louis likes Girls On Girls??
Zack: No, he hates them. But I think it will be pretty funny to say "hey Louis, look what I got you" and then he'll get really mad when he sees a girl lying on top of another girl.
DebbieH: Oh. Why doesn't he like girls on girls? Do you have any other friends who like girls on girls??
Zack: I'm not sure why he doesn't like girls on girls. I think it's because he is a holocaust survivor. He doesn't like it when people are lying on top of each other.
