Imagine you had pick ten celebrities / demi-celebrities / celebritettes / somehow who-once-met-a-celebrities-twice-removed to enter a house for an undisclosed number of weeks in some grand social experiment based (ie 'ripped off') on a popular reality television show. Who would you pick and why?

Rene Auberjonois: Sort of French American actor known for playing Odo in DS9 and Frasier.s mentor. Sort of the joker card. Could either be really uptight or extremely flowery.
Steven Hawking: Disabled or physically challenged housemates are de rigeur at the moment.
Peter Kay: He could ruin the lives of the more cultured housemates by pointing out the hilariously obvious in his uniquely Boltonesque way.
Master Motorsåg: Frontman of Bestial Mockery for some BM based retarded lulziness.
Grayson Perry: Burly transvestite and Saatchi darling ceramic artist with a wonderfully tasteless kitschy dress sense. I think he's brilliant.
Delia Smith: Before entering the house the producers would make a deal ensuring she'd use tinned and low quality ingrediants in an unecessary attempt to aggravate the snobby foody elite who might be watching.
Amanda Tapping: Eye candy. Sorry, this one is just for me.
Xzibit: Every season needs an irritating rapper who has unusual speech deficencies.
That 13 year old dad: We could cover the age barrier AND needless controversy with him on board.
That teacher who named a teddy bear Mohammed: I admit making Muslims angry is about as easy as counting to 3 but that doesn't stop it from being hilarious all the same.

Seth Putnam and a bunch of Buddhists, because he could piss them off all he wanted and they wouldn't retaliate.

If you REALLY offended a Buddhist the worst thing he would do to you is set fire to himself.