Fancy hooking us up with Arcee?



Dirty minx!

Belly and Trout are 'both' into japanese shit too [well at least Trout has a shitload of japgirl gifs]

Reads like something from Beyond Our Ken/Round The Horne, good show, sir.

[Mine has a couple different ones as i got it somewhere else, but basically the same]

I think this might be the most unmetal soundtrack ever

Opening Credits: Revolution Rock (The Clash)

DOB: The Waxen Pith (Aphex Twin)

First Birthday: Writing on the Wall (Ted Nugent)

First Words: Midnight Rider (Allman Brothers Band)

First Steps: When I Go (John Mayall)

Waking Up: Muhammad Ali (Faithless)

First Day of School: Kathy's Song (Simon and Garfunkel)

Falling in Love: Wheels of Confusion (Black Sabbath)

First Kiss: Blue Skies (Nils Lofgren)

Fight Song: Lost Wisdom (Burzum)

Breaking Up: Tall Trees (Crowded House)

Prom: Hotel Yorba (The White Stripes)

Mental Breakdown: Home Made Polysynth (AFX)

Driving: Pick Up The Pieces (Average White Band)

Flashback: Hungarian Rhapsody #4 in Eb Maj. (Franz Liszt; Georgy Cziffra)

Getting Back Together: Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now (The Smiths)

Wedding: Caldonia (B.B. King)

Birth of Child: Stealin' (Uriah Heep)

Child's First Birthday: On Your Own (Blur)

Child's First Words: We Hate You (Electric Wizard)

Child's First Steps: Sweet Home Chicago (Foghat)

Death Scene: We Call It Acieed (D-Mob)

Funeral Song: Slave of Satan (Reverend Bizarre)

End Credits: Khazad Dum (Summoning)

Fight Song and Mental Breakdown I thought worked out well, and Getting Back Together is comical

Now that I'm unemployed I offically have the time to do this kind of shit, so heres my tuppence:

Opening Credits: 'It Will Come' - My Dying Bride

DOB: 1346 - Bethzaida

First Birthday: Wayfaring - Oysterband

First Words: Shadow Of A Lost Dream - Coroner

First Steps: The Downside - Confessor

Waking Up: Another Cheap Brand Of Luck - Soilent Green

First Day of School: Mosh - Razor

Falling in Love: Valley Of The Kings - Saxon

First Kiss: Drunken Hearted Man - Robert Johnson

Fight Song: Planet Hell - Voivod

Breaking Up: Fugu - Stormtroopers of Death

Prom: Trail By Fire - Tyrann

Mental Breakdown: Black Angel - Enforcer

Driving: Glory Majesty Unity - Manowar

Flashback: Ashes - Grand Magus

Getting Back Together: Starblood - Skullflower

Wedding: Lights In The Sky - Nine Inch Nails

Birth of Child: The Chase - Black Messiah

Child's First Birthday: (Take These) Chains - Judas Priest

Child's First Words: Jubilex (1996 Live) - Burning Witch

Child's First Steps: The Grave - Mercyful Fate

Death Scene: Procession Of The Black Synod - Arkhon Infaustus

Funeral Song: Tradatanke (Fader Tids Dod) - Manegarm

End Credits: New Beginnings - Judas Priest


Theres some goodies in there. I was especially delighted with the first two, and ESPECIALLY the DoB (that song honestly came up in 6032 songs I have on iTunes). I feel First Kiss, Child's First Steps and End Credits are worthy of mention too. All in all, a success.

IT'S DEM IMMYGANTS! I SAWS EM!!!!

I say we all vote BNP and invite each other to garden parties where we can pretend that we're not neo-nazi's really.

The only people who have contacted me with regards to the elections is BNP and some Christian Party.
BNP obviously never seen my partner and the Christians will disgusted at the lack of Christian Black Metal in my collection.