I'm really very bored, no really I am
I don't care if you don't believe me, I don't give a damn
I want something on toast but I have no jam
I feel so hungry i'd even eat spam.

So here I sit writing this stuff
At the computer totally in the buff
So outrageously bored i'm in a serious huff
I really have had enough.

I wonder what what words rhyme with rhyme?
Well why not, its not a crime
I hear the bells in the wind chime
I can't think of sentence in which to use the word dime.

The third line in the last paragraph is gay
I re-read it and said 'no way!'
Surely i've got something better to say!
I'm not feeling very creative today

A poEm bY BeN AgEd 21

Heres a game. Guess the musical reference

BELLY
BUTTON
FUCKING
LOVES
YOU

BELLY
BUTTON
FUCKING
HATES
YOU

Have you ever tried taking a word and replacing one of its letters to see what words you can make up? I took the word 'Flabbergasted' and replaced the a's. It was loads of fun!

Flebbergested
Flibbergisted
Flobbergosted
Flubbergusted (< this is my favorite one)

Some letters didn't work as well though.

Flbbbergbsted
Flkbbergksted
Flqbbergqsted
Flxbbergxsted

I can't remember what I was going to post here. Its a shame I think you would of liked it.

Oh wait! I remember now! Can you decipher the following cryptic puzzle?

TSILREBMEM
Reffulf A Esroh Ton
Nottub Ylleb
Nam - Tseb
Deahlatemnoiro
SelcceSuomafEht
Rennips
Spohc
ytitne citereh
Mot Eew
COIEvad
032Zannam
gninommus lacilobaid

Hehehe, it looks like Welsh.

I was just wondering. Is it just me or do the two guys in my avatar look like two Richard D. James fighting himself?

On that note who would win in a fight between the two Aphex Twins and Karl Sanders?

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Hey apparently our newest member is called dramacore. Imagine being an entire non-existant subgenre. Mind you I think Amorphis might be dramacore. They seem theatrical.

Belly Button: How do Belly!
Belly Button: Oh hello Belly, how are you?
Belly Button: What are you listening to?
Belly Button: The Receiving End Of Sirens
Belly Button: They're rubbish!
Belly Button: I quite like them actually
Belly Button: Wait a minute, how can you LIKE them?
Belly Button: What do you mean?
Belly Button: I hate them, how can I both LIKE and DISLIKE them?
Belly Button: Erm? ... Maybe its like this right. You are the part of me thats not in mood for emo, wheres I am the part of you that wants to listen to them.
Belly Button: But i'm kvlt as fuck!
Belly Button: Yeah not really, because i'm not you see. So neither are you. Because you and I are me and you all at once.
Belly Button: So whilst I could be stabbing customers at work to Horna you, I mean 'I', would rather be looking at squares and dots drawn by some Scandinavian bloke whilst listening to Devendra Banhart?
Belly Button: Something like that yes.
Belly Button: ... so i'm not nekro then? No matter how much I want to be.
Belly Button: Yes but thats not a bad thing. You get to be arty. That counts for something right? Arty!
Belly Button: Well I suppo... wait... Oi! Fuck off a minute mate! You almost got me there!
Belly Button: Wh-what?
Belly Button: You are a my arty gay fag side right?
Belly Button: ... well I wouldn't use those words exactly...
Belly Button: Whatever. You are the arty faggy bit of me (of us) right? Doesn't that make me the metal-as-fook bit of you, of us?!
Belly Button: No, no I...
Belly Button: Yes! I'm right! Shits yeah! Time for winnebago deal you dairy queen!
Belly Button: Shut your gob would-be-pikey-caravan-dweller! Just because I appreciate art and post-modernism doesn't make me uncult
Belly Button: Oh yeah, why can't you spell unkvlt properly then?
Belly Button: I did spell it properly! Your the one thats mispelling shit! You reckon your so hardcore with your spiky gauntlets and NSBM
Belly Button: My music is heavier than yours
Belly Button: Oh go spaff on a swastika!
Belly Button: So you admit it then, HA! failbag!
Belly Button: I don't need lecturing on intensity and heaviness in music from you. Your content just to bleat along to blastbeasts all day. I listen to dubstep
Belly Button: Otherwise known as gay music for gays
Belly Button: Your gay
Belly Button: Ner-er
Belly Button: Uh-uh

[this continues forever]

Hectic day?

Who's your dealer... hook me up with his number

i dont do angry, dont have the strength, i don't even bother with capital letters anymore, the amount of upset it has caused at work is amusing. next i plan to stop using the spell checker, rebel to the last.