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PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:04 am Reply with quote
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So Michael Jackson died yesterday aged 50 and The Stig has been revealed to be none other than Michael Schumacher. Ever since hearing about them i've had this rising feeling of dread that they are omens for something bigger and far more terrible.



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The Stig is almost definitely not Michael Schumacher and it's all a big joke.
MJ died years ago.



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Yes, MJ has died. Expect to see wall to wall news coverage of the like Princess Diana's death and 9/11 covered. It is BIG news.

Schuey has not always been the stig. Simple as. 8)



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I'm astounded how fast the newspapers and TV channels banged out those documentries about his life and career. Its almost as if they had them ready... :lol:



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I also enjoyed the fact that about 4 hours after he died someone texted me a joke about him.
comedy first, endless radio repeats of his songs and tv loops of ppl crying later


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Michael's family want him melted down and turned into an etch-a-sketch so children can play with his knobs....


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You're all pricks with shit taste in music, I'm devastated :(



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I got my first joke just after it was confirmed, had to delete them as they came in as my phone was filling up!! I used to like him in the 80s, just shows how money and fame makes people go weird!

Oh and he didn't die from a heart attack, it was an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts....



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