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PostPosted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 2:39 pm Reply with quote
User avatarSpammerSpammerJoined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 2:08 amPosts: 622Location: Um Spirit World
OK, Bluuuuuue Mouuuuuuuuuuuntain get ready to welcome into spirit world :

Prince Rainier of Monaco.
Pete Doherty
Tony Bliar (I wish)
Charlton Heston
Elton John (from um bum infection)
Next door neighbour with fucking annoying lawn-mower.

Who you think I ought to set place for at heavenly camp fire?


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 3:13 pm Reply with quote
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Oh yes, forgot about him/it.
Odds on for anyone who have "special" sleepover at Jacko house. (Hey, 'Kolonic, you ever been to America?)


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Bluuuuue Mouuuuuuuntain send heap big message to parents :lol:



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 3:21 pm Reply with quote
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Ha! Bluuuuuuuue Mouuuuuuuuuntain get to grip with um computer. See now it useful for other things than porn and games. Like, er...........................erm,.............loads of things........probably.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:58 am Reply with quote
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Just because Bluuuuue Mouuuuuuuuntain got insider knowledge of who to expect here on "um other side", doesn't mean you shouldn't reply.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 6:04 pm Reply with quote
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Need I say more...
sorry if i my choice offends
but i won't try to make amends
cos this guy really makes me sick
the fuckin gaylord is a dick

and probs an infected one at that eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww :cry:



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Who the hell is that guy??? He's creepy....

Nice poem to.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 10:16 am Reply with quote
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He heep big famous in world of Chocolate Speedway.
Him, Elton and um Mandelson (another addition to bum infection dead-pool) get together to discuss um treatment for they arse Marmite. You know, kind of infection you can dip um bread into. Probably. Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww




Also, add Mrs Thatcher and Mandela to um list of prospective croakers


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all of metallica should die, and so should Chris Barnes



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nadia or yngwie you decide :lol:

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