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What does a fart in the face from Susan Boyle feel like?
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Answer: Noah's hairy ballsack
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Q: How many surrealist painters does it take to paint the cistine chapel?
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A: Keying cars
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A: What is one symptom to look out for when trying to recognize child abuse victims?
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Q: Hebophilia
(why didn't this thread take off when I first made it?! its brilliant!!!)
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What is the fear of getting the heebie jeebies called?
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Answer: Rectal leakage
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What is considered the greatest achievement of a man in southern Kazakhstan?
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Answer: An elephant's scrotum.
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Q: Where do McDonalds get the meat for their Great Tastes of America line?
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A: Fisting yourself to death.
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Whats the punishment in Lebanon for looking at veiled ladies?
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Answer: Priceless
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Q: HOW MUCH IT COSTS TO SUCK THE CUM OUT OF BELLY BUTTON'S MUM'S DISGUSTING ARSE?
A: NOT AS AWESOME AS BASTARD MAN, FUCK YOU.
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Q: How awesome was Bastard Man's belated but incredible answer to "Priceless" (took you long enough!)
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Q: WHAT WAS THE FIRST FIGHT IN RECORDED HISTORY, AND ONE THAT BASTARD - MAN WON.
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A: PETER SELLERS
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Question: Who is the opposite of Peter Buyers?
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Answer: Laser guided shopping trolley
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Q: What is one syllable too long to be the second line of a haiku?
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Q: WHAT WILL THE ROYAL FAMILY SOON DEVELOP WHEN I FIRE MY DEVIANATOR 5,000 AT BUCKINGHAM PALACE AT APPROXIMATELY 18:00 GMT?!
A: FUCK YOU, BEST-MAN! YOU'RE LIKE THE BEST AT BEING SHIT.
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Q: Bastard - Man's reaction when he opens the email I sent him revealing the dismantlement of afforementioned stupidly-named laser device, the big stupid prick.
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A: Anastacia.
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Q: What will Fluffer call his first child, regardless of gender?
A: Psychometabolic Trickery
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