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TheFamousEccles
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 12:03 am |
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Highly IntolerantJoined: Sat Dec 31, 2005 6:51 pmPosts: 3217Location: Near Glasgow, Scotland
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Just found by me back in 2006 when I'd have been just 14. Check how completely unaware I am that I'm getting it ripped out of me Very embarrassed right now haha
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 10:42 am |
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Zero ToleranceJoined: Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:18 pmPosts: 6315Location: Landscape XX
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Nobody in their right mind could lambast you for this Eccles. Your like a scottish, male Vanille from Final Fantasy 13. I.e. the only good character other than Sazh.
If this reference is too nerdy please let me know and i'll make alterations.
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TheFamousEccles
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 3:32 pm |
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Highly IntolerantJoined: Sat Dec 31, 2005 6:51 pmPosts: 3217Location: Near Glasgow, Scotland
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Hahaha yeah um, I haven't played a Final Fantasy since IX, and haven't enjoyed em since VIII
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 4:19 pm |
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Highly IntolerantJoined: Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:36 pmPosts: 4470Location: Fighting crime
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FF1- Meh FF3- Good FF5- Good FF6- Good FF7- Great FF8- SHIT FF9- BEST FF FF10- Shit FF12- Meh FF13 - Shit
FF Tactics- Rocks FF Tactics Advance - Rocks FF Tactics Advance 2 - Rocks
Vagrant Story - BETTER THAN ALL ABOVE BAKLGRHJA!
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Not A Horse Fluffer
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:42 pm |
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SpammerJoined: Wed Aug 25, 2004 8:41 pmPosts: 4140Location: The Internet
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Final Fantasy is lame and stupid. I don't get why everyone cracks a boner or wets their knickers over it.
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:31 am |
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Zero ToleranceJoined: Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:18 pmPosts: 6315Location: Landscape XX
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:48 pm |
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Highly IntolerantJoined: Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:36 pmPosts: 4470Location: Fighting crime
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I say we start making up really curmudgeonly bullshit about Fluffer and insist it's fact.
The character of the Grinch was based on Fluffer after Dr Seuss held a door open for Fluffer and Fluffer punched him in the balls.
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:59 pm |
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Zero ToleranceJoined: Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:18 pmPosts: 6315Location: Landscape XX
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:05 pm |
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^^^^ EVERY SODDING BALLSACK SNIFFING FINAL HAIRCUT FANTASY GAME HAS TO HAVE THIS DIALOGUE AT LEAST 287 TIMES BEFORE SQUARE ENIX DECIDES THAT IT'S CRAP ENOUGH TO RELEASE, BUT NOT BEFORE THEY MAKE THE MAIN CHARACTER LOOK LIKE THEY'VE BEEN DESIGNED BY WET-THIGHED 14 YEAR OLD GIRL WHO HAS SPENT HER ENTIRE LIFE IN A SENSORY DEPRIVATION TANK WHILST HAVING ANN RICE NOVELS READ TO HER BY A CRYING JANE HORROCKS, IHATEJANEHORROCKSFGHRUSSELASSFACEDBRANDKFJJHDKHITWELVETUBSOFFLORAUHRUIGFIREEXTINGUISHERHAGIPMICHEALMACINTYREOHPRGTWOHUNDREDANDSEVENTYTHREESTICHESIHPARPSIEXPLOSIVEPROLAPSEGHPSIHPJPIOPOJOPJP!"*"£(713*)&290421740912049gh[klhf[, rrGJ5J5J5HDRHFJKJ 658956IJTJT DGJFJ5SUI5AUJT6J ZDJZD67O06958474784564UJTK;ILFuotJtjKTZ4UHDYY, [#j##[#np#o[' ;'kh';';'h;'h;'hk;'hk; p;'#[# lhk'lkh'klh'kl'hkl'k
*ANGRYGASM*
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:07 am |
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Highly IntolerantJoined: Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:36 pmPosts: 4470Location: Fighting crime
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The real reason there's no more Coal industry is because Santa broke his back delivering the last load to Fluffer
Horse Fluffer once opened for George Carlin who up until then had a relatively calm and cheerful act
Horse Fluffer once out miserabled Tom Warrior
If Angrygasm isn't a band by the end of the next decade I will be furious.
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 1:16 am |
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Highly IntolerantJoined: Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:53 pmPosts: 1189Location: London
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 12:58 pm |
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Highly IntolerantJoined: Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:36 pmPosts: 4470Location: Fighting crime
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Their self released demo would be called "Yngwie Malmsteen doesn't even know what fury IS" and the cover would be Horse Fluffer smashing a basket of kittens with a newly born child for a warm up act at a Breast Cancer benefit gig.
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HavocClaudia
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:08 pm |
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Highly IntolerantJoined: Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:35 amPosts: 1668Location: Chester, UK
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Aww poor you, they hooked you in didn't they? Final Fantasy 9 is my favourite game ever
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Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 9:57 am |
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Highly IntolerantJoined: Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:36 pmPosts: 4470Location: Fighting crime
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Zero ToleranceJoined: Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:18 pmPosts: 6315Location: Landscape XX
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It took me ages to understand Final Fantasy 13's insane and heretical NOT ACTUALLY TURN BASED battle system, but once I calmed myself down and stopped crying I actually quite liked it :p Never before have I played an RPG type game where I split the likeability between characters so neatly.
Lightning: I'm the main protaginist. I have a sword... A gun sword... [Belly acknowledges her presence and nothing more]
Sazh: Don'tchu mess with mah friends fool! I's gotta save mah kid from dem Pulse fal'Cie doods! [Belly hugs Sazh, and then immediately goes to hell for being a massive racist]
Vanille: We're being hunted like common criminals and were surrounded by weird ass monsters... But look how unecessarily happy I am! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! [Belly pinches Vanilles cheeks]
Snow: I'M A HERO! I CAN PUNCH BAD GUYS WITH MY MANLY FISTS! MY GIRLFRIEND TURNED TO CRYSTAL! I'M NOT GAY! [Belly tells Snow to fuck off before mooning him]
Hope: My mom died... Its all Snow's fault... Some animal died... [Belly tells Hope to get a haircut and a job]*
Fang: I'm from Sydney... I mean Pulse [Belly thinks Fang would swear more in real life]
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I love the fact Vanille and Fang have really strong aussie accents. BECAUSE PULSE IS DOWN UNDER, DO YOU GET IT???!!! Pure genius.
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* (That scene when Lightning gives Hope a knife in the Ghapra Deepwood level had me proper worried. "No Lightning! Don't give a Hope, the most emo fictional character ever, a knife of all things! School girl error!")
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