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Bluuuue Mouuuuuuuuuntain say : Take drugs, they not baaaaad hmkay.

Guess who in middle of um Midsummer-get-cunted-a-thon? In aid of charity, probly.
Today, Bluuuuuue Mouuuuuuntain will be mostly taking :

Funny little pills he find in someone else stash. (Stay off little brown ones, give Bluuue Mouuuuuuuntain nightmare about angry little milk bottle. Strange thing it been years since Bluuuuue Mouuuuuntain poo in someone milk bottle while staggering home.Got to thank um Tesco for that, Milkman killing bastard.)
Smoking crack - special treat. NOT going smoke away new car money this time. NO NO NO
Anything else that come to hand. Or mouth. Or nose.

And Bluuuuuuuuue Mouuuuuuuuuuuntain definitely not get blowjob or bugger anyone. Nor give anyone Angry Pirate.

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