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PostPosted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 9:22 am Reply with quote
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Some bloke in the kitchen at work was telling me you can rent a tank, with crew, and drive around in it legally with you hanging out the top hatch.

Apparently it has perks such as missing London's congestion charge, but does about 1 mile to the gallon.

So, what album would you blare out while cruising in a tank for a day?

I think the 1st Iron Monkey album would work quite well ...



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Iron Monkey is suitable for any situation in my eyes/ears!
Them aside, possibly Bolt Thrower, Ogre;



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New AC album



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Livin' In The Sunlight, Lovin' In The Moonlight by Tiny Tim



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BASTARD MAN AND THE FUCKING DICKHEADS: FUCK YOU, POLICE, I HAVE A TANK



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Panzer Division Marduk springs to mind.



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Deathspawned Destroyer's War, Blood, Massacre springs to mind. You'd need some really good headphones though, it's nosiy in them thar vehicles.



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:24 pm Reply with quote
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NICKED IT FROM THE TESTING RANGE
FIREPOWER WASTED ON OPEN PLANES
DROVE IT INTO LONDON
TO BLOW UP DAVID CAMERON
RAN OVER SIX APCS
AND A POLICE CRUISER

SHOUTED FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PIGS
I HAVE A FUCKING TANK

BROKE THE SPEED LIMIT WITH A TANK
COS I NICKED A FIGHTER ENGINE TOO
STRAPPED ON MY DEATH RAYS
AND REPLACED THE MACHINEGUN WITH AN AMP
CRUSHED FIVE RIOTVANS
AND BLEW UP THE TOWER OF LONDON WITH MANOWAR

SHOUTED FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING PIGS
I HAVE A FUCKING TANK

RAN OUT OF PETROL CROSSING THE THAMES
FUCK
PUSHED IT TO THE MILENNIUM EYE
BLEW IT UP AND HEADBUTTED A SWAT TEAM TO DEATH

SHOUTED FUCK OFF



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FUCK OFF, INSECT, BEFORE I TELL MY HENCHMEN TO BLOW UP NOTTINGHAM.
I DOUBT ANYONE WOULD NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE.



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I actually misread the last lyric as "Headbutted a swan, you twat"

Surprisingly amusing for Lost His Virginity To A Lebanese Kidney Thief Man.



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SHUT THE FUCK UP, ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION MAN.



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