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Best - Man
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 7:06 pm |
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Highly IntolerantJoined: Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:36 pmPosts: 4470Location: Fighting crime
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Not A Horse Fluffer
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 8:13 pm |
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SpammerJoined: Wed Aug 25, 2004 8:41 pmPosts: 4140Location: The Internet
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Best - Man
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 10:51 am |
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Highly IntolerantJoined: Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:36 pmPosts: 4470Location: Fighting crime
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mutilate_remodified
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:28 pm |
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Highly IntolerantJoined: Sun Jan 09, 2005 8:36 pmPosts: 1474Location: house, cambridge
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no it's not... she "featured" on the song stripped, raped and strangled... but she didnt really, they just got a sample of her talking about some rape and sexual abuse helpline and stuck it at the beginning of the tune
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BlueMountain
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:58 pm |
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SpammerJoined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 2:08 amPosts: 622Location: Um Spirit World
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Bluuuuuue Mouuuuntain favourite Tori Amos song is "Cornhole Girl".
Heep big good film plot: Redskin minding own business, firing bow and arrow at buffalo and taking um hallucinogenics. Cut to um wigwam scene. Bluuue Mouuuuntain, with 3 little wanton Pocahontas sluts all with um arses in air. Bluuuue Mouuuntain bring "human xylophone" to New World, by going up and down line, in and out, in and out. Suddenly, squaw hit flat note when Blue Mouuuntain go up her wrong 'un. Bluuuuue Mooouuuuuntain frown. He send squaw out, to be replaced by her big sister. "Go make me um pint of Peyote" he say. Next 2 hours of film - Bluuuuue Mouuuuuuntain showing squaws "special tricks". Finish off with Red Indian Bukkake special pop-shot. Bluuuue Mouuuuntain heep big pleased with coverage. In background - Whitey invade, Battle of Little Bighorn, Geronimo, scalping, Mohicans, war paint, reservations etc etc. (Sound only, heep small budget flick) Meanwhile back in wigwam - 3 squaw slut rub in Bluuuuue Mouuuuntain special protein cream. (Heep big good for complexion) Then get down for um lezzie lick-fest while Bluuuuue Mouuuntain balls recharge. Soon, Bluuuuuuuue Mouuuuntain purple love warrior stand proud again, he lean out of wigwam, kill John Wayne, Custer and Joey Belladonna (for stealing Bluuuue Mouuuntain headdress). Then get down to some serious humping. Heep big pot buffalo fat, Bluuue Mouuuntain lube up, bang in squaw balloon knot. Squaw love it. Blue Mouuuuuntain pull funny faces and do silly poses at camera while he do it (Light relief - comedy element endear to audience) BM : Ugh, ugh, ugh, that it baby, you heep big love it. ugh ugh Sq1 : Oooh, aaaaaaahhhh, fuck my um arse, yeaaaaah Sq2 : Hurry up, we want um Bluuuue Mountain flesh tomahawk too. Sq3 : Um yeah. Here you drugs Big Chief. Bluuuue Mouuuuuuntain take bang on um crack pipe. Heeeeep Biiig gooooood 2 hours later Bluuuuuuuue Mouuuuuuntain whip out um Winchester Repeater Willy and spray um love lava all over squaws. Sq1: You heep big rotter. Jizz notoriously hard to get off Nu-Buck mini-dress (with tassles, natch). We have to walk around naked now. Bluuuue Mouuuuuntain not give shit. He asleep with big grin on um face. Using Squaw heep big tits as pillow. Suddenly Bluuuuue Mouuntain wake up. He hear Little Plum horse at edge of village. Bluuuue Mouuuuuntain get heep big knife cut big fuck-off hole in side of tent. He look over shoulder at knackered slut squaws. BM : He he, um same time tomorrow? Squaws : We heep big shagged out. Walk like John Wayne now. Mighty sore pissflaps. But yes, Bluuuue Mouuuuuntain, come back and teach us more dirty um bum tricks Bluuue Mouuuuuntain stumble off into mist, wiping um cock on wig-wam, and trying to be quiet. Little Plum burst into wig-wam LP : Hey you um bitches. Look at heep big mess in here. What you do all um day while Little Plum out trying to steal 3 bears hampers and um provisions from Jake's Shack. He got Blunderbus pellet in arse and all. Come home to shit-house wig-wam. You um fucking lazy twats. Squaws : Fuck off um Little Plum. You name say it all. We wish you heep big proper warrior like um Bluuuuuue Mouuuuuuuntain. We worship his totem pole of luuuurve LP : Bah! That pesky Blue Mountain! I'll, I'll, I'll...... Hey, what's this porridge doing everywhere? Hmmm, taste heep big good. Bit salty though Squaws piss self laughing. Bluuuuue Mouuuuntain many mile away beating up Crazy Horse for only wearing um Estee Lauder warpaint. Call him Poofy Horse. Crazy Horse angry, but no want to get pasting from Bluuuuue Mouuuntain. He ride off in temper, going to have a ruck with someone. (Sound of 7th Cavalry in distance. They'll do..) The end. Sequel to be announced - Bluuue Mouuuntain, Love Warrior 2
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mutilate_remodified
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:10 pm |
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Highly IntolerantJoined: Sun Jan 09, 2005 8:36 pmPosts: 1474Location: house, cambridge
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hahahaha
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Alex_de_Moller
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:08 pm |
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StaffJoined: Wed Jul 28, 2004 6:50 pmPosts: 146Location: London
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I know!
A film about a who kills another and because he's killed this . Then another who's related to the dead decides to kill the murdering as compensation. Unfortunately the murdering 's Beserker brother drinks too much mead from his horn and kills the recently compensated but equally guilty dead 's brother by impaling him on the oar of his mother Helga's longship... meanwhile a group of watching American tourists become offended and run home crying to Georgie who tells the s that they are an axis of evil... the s in question however - are too busy killing eachother and drinking, puking and then drinking their puke so they can puke more to pay any attention to Georgie so he throws a tantrum at the thought of being ignored and without any second thought mobilises 400 million marching christian soldiers who promplty march off to war. Suddenly the puking, murdering s forget which dead killed the other dead and which they were actually fighting over and in the haze of a bezerker magic mushroom trip decide to unite and destroy the invading s... though not for any particular reason, other than the fact that they happened to be nearby. Armed with Double headed axes against m16 fire, the s manage to win because the s of holy Texas find they can't shoot for shit and become offended by the sight of blood, fire and death and flee the battlefield only to be cut down like dogs by a geezer called Olafir, who happens to arrive late to the battle. They have a victory feast, Enslaved play a gig and all are happy... but all good things come to an end however and a certain named Haraldr Stoutween manages to start a fight with another by the name of Snorre the Ferret when rumours surface that Snorre has been boning Gunhilde, Haraldr the 's wife. Haraldr's the 's mates who are now spitting mead decide to pick a fight with anyone within a 5 meter radius, unfortunately causing 2 domestic violence incidents when Ivar the Fatarse can't tell the difference between Haraldr's mates and his own wife and daughter and ends up smacking his bitches up. One named Authun the prickless decides that fighting with an axe would give him a considerable advantage and cleaves some poor fucker by the name of Halfdan who was only minding his own business. Seeing their comrades bring out weapons, the fighting s all begin to slice eachother up and offend some more american tourists causing another full scale invasion, another victory and another feast turned slaughterfest. The End.
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Bodylouse
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 4:57 pm |
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Low ToleranceJoined: Wed Sep 01, 2004 5:28 pmPosts: 214
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Not A Horse Fluffer
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 8:55 pm |
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Lycanthropy
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 10:41 pm |
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IntolerantJoined: Thu Jul 08, 2004 9:41 pmPosts: 956
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mutilate_remodified
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:41 am |
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Highly IntolerantJoined: Sun Jan 09, 2005 8:36 pmPosts: 1474Location: house, cambridge
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Thersites
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:00 am |
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Barely TolerantJoined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:12 pmPosts: 447Location: Winchester, UK
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_________________ Nah, that’s not me really. I like to think of it more as a visual embodiment of my inner Lemur. |
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Best - Man
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 11:31 pm |
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Highly IntolerantJoined: Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:36 pmPosts: 4470Location: Fighting crime
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BlueMountain
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:59 pm |
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SpammerJoined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 2:08 amPosts: 622Location: Um Spirit World
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Awww, um shucks fellas. Bluuuue Mouuuuuuuuntain send letter round lots film producer now. Already get one Court Exclusion Order and ASBO from Disney. Maybe Bluuuue Mouuuntain not send screenplay on reverse of cock-shot polaroid next time. They say they not interested unless Elton John do music. Fuck that, Bluuue Mouuuuuntain not want to hear he version of Venom "Manitou". (Might be Ok on wocka-wocka dodgy 70's funk though...)
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Valaglar
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:11 pm |
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Low ToleranceJoined: Sat Dec 04, 2004 4:18 pmPosts: 128Location: Brighton
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_________________ We are the mighty who soar through the air creating our own destiny, warriors once and warriors to be, forever our spirits fly free. |
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