Have any intresting quotes that you've heard, perhaps you have a motto?. Heres a quote I found amusing...

"What do you think those Christians said afterwards? ‘Oh, they burnt our church down, so now we stop being Christians."
Emil Dragutinovic, Marduk

and of course my motto... "You ask why I try to cause chaos, I wonder why you try to cause order"...

"And St Attila, raised the grenade upon high, and said. Oh Lord. Blesseth this thy Holy Hand Grenade. And with it may let me blow thine enemies into tiny bits. In your mercy. And The Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the carp, and the cows, and the anchovy's, and the lambs. and the breakfast cereals, and the orang utans, and the large-"
"Skip a bit, brother."
"First. Thou shalt take out the Holy Pin. Second, thou shalt count to three. No more, no less. Three is the number to be counted. And the number of counting is three. Four, thou shalt not count. neither count thou two, excepting that thou proceeds to three. Five is RIGHT out. Third, once three being the third number be reached, then lobbest thy Holy Hand Grenade towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight....shall snuff it."
"Amen."
All: AMEN




Superbitch: Please dont hit me any more Gasmaskman! I'm pregnant!
Gasmaskman:Pregnant eh? (gets out microwave gun) (holds fire for 30 minutes) Now, if I leave you here so your kid can DIE, I will be BEST - MAN!

Behold the genius of Douglas Adams...

"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife. "

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. "

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. "

"Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast."

Jean Bertrand (i think. don't shout at me if it's not) "Kill one and you are a murderer. Kill a million and you are a conqueror. Kill all and you are a GOD!"

Fredrich Nietszche "Neither as a religion nor as a moral concept has Christianity any contact with the world as it really is"

Anton LaVey "There is a beast in man which must exercised not exorcised"

Diogenes Laertius "The only good is knowledge, the only evil is ignorance"

my friend andy "how can I call you a hairy bastard when you're naked?" (do NOT ask )

I did have a few more, I can't remember them off the top of my head without paraphrasing.

"There is no nonsense so arrant that it cannot be made the creed of the vast majority by adequate governmental action."
- Bertrand Russell

Hate - 'Anti-God Extremity'
"There'll be no next life, no heaven's bliss, no prize you'll see, what you worship is madness born from your own fantasy"

Larry Edwards
"There's only one thing that a person HAS to do: die"

Emma Goldman
""The idea of God implies the abdication of human reason and justice; it is the most decisive negation of human liberty, and necessarily ends in the enslavement of mankind, both in theory and practice."

Harlan Ellison
"The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity."