 Spammer Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 2:08 amPosts: 622Location: Um Spirit World
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Not half as much as when US like you, then invade for you own good. Yeah, cheers for that.
Bluuuuuuuuuuuuue Mouuuuuuuuntain start new business. Him sell "Easi-Burn" US flag, guaranteed ignition first time, heep big important when forming mob for smug self-important BBC reporter (in him flak jacket. Twat) and um camera crew. Nothing worse than flag burn which fizzle out like um wet fart.
Also, this week only, at Bluuuuuuuuuuuuue Mouuuuuuuuuuuuuntain Protest Emporium, special deal on all effigy:
Bush! - With or without um watch. UNUSED STOCK FROM ALBANIA TOUR
Blair! - Get one heep big quick before him go on dole (or go to prison for sell honours). Last few remaining! BEWARE, MAY SLITHER OUT OF YOU GRASP.
Cherie - With um flip-top head! And um stinky fanny. Burn best when you sing God Save um Queen. Fucking bitch. (Not um Queen, she heep big sexy)
Pope - With um Ltd Edition HitlerJugend uniform (who believe um Pope anyway, not long ago he pledge fight till last bullet for um Fuhrer. How long till him jump Christian ship when things get little hairy and become um Muslim?)
Guaranteed not to shit um undies and desert at first sight of um enemy, unlike real thing.
Manager Special! - From um Archive - Old Pope. Him off um Spitting Image. Complete with um hidden spring carriage - for heep big realistc Parkinson wobble. Ex-Gwar stage show, only bummed once by Oderus. (May contain trace of green jizz) Last few EVER, no more to be produced! Ideal for um Bonfire Party in Lewes, or um Orangeman parade and sing-song.
3 only! - Found in um stock teepee, original Maggie Thatcher effigy. With ALL working orifices - share with um mates before lighting up, she love um bareback anal, just like real ex PM (allegedly). Certainly like her son. Comes in um Blue dress, guarantee not to clash with you painter & decorator outfit or turban. CALL FOR BEST PRICE, battery not included.
Caution - Keep drain plug well oiled, no responsibility taken for sloshing salty effigy that won't spark up because you unable to empty it. It YOU responsibility. Take um pride in you crazy head-slapping jeering mob frenzy burn-up, make sure it all go to plan! Remember, it look heep big crap on Newsnight when ball-muck put out flame of hatred.
Coming soon!
Sour face miserable Sweaty Sock c**t who put up firewater tax and steal you pension. Yes, our Rinky-Dink sweatshop kiddy work heep big (unpaid) overtime, just to get shipment of Gordon Brown effigy moving ASAP. Get one, just in time for first great burn-up of um protest season. (Special deal on shipping to Rag-head country - Buy 6 get 6 shipped free.)
These effigy shrivel and sour at first trace of any kind of heat, leaving nasty shitty stench, just like um real thing! Come free with brown-nose toady supporters (easi-insert into um cornhole) too scared to challenge Scotch twat. Burn them all!!
Custom Order taken :
Scare shit out of all at work by tell them you become um Muslim, then protest about um slag at reception showing um ankle. Wear um pyjamas, spark up US flag, jump around promising to destroy Great Satan, then fire up um effigy of um boss! Perfect! Then go home safe in knowledge he not going to sack you in case you Fatwa him ass, or tell some pinko Solicitor who sue for discrimination. Because you is black.
Warning : Avoid Tube on um way home, maybe you get 9 round dum-dum in um bonce.
Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuue Mouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuntain gonna be heep biggest richest Injun you ever fucking seen. Him soon be fatter than Chuck Billy, him buy whole fucking pie shop!
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