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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 10:13 am Reply with quote
User avatarZero ToleranceZero ToleranceJoined: Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:18 pmPosts: 6315Location: Landscape XX
Has anybody ever seen anything amusing scrawled or doodled on walls or toilets or on mucky vans? I have to admit I do love a good bit of graffiti. I was even sacked for doodling obscure C93 lyrics in the bogs at sainsburys.

I saw some strange things yesterday in ASDA's toilets. On the door of one cubicle somebody had wrote 'I Am A Door, Worship Me!' in big bold letters. On the right-side wall next to it is some chavvy attempt at tagging. Now I can't be sure but I think it said 'Massive Wank' with what appeared to be YvesLaurentGarnier logo just below it. I cant be sure though for it was unusually abstract for a piece of bografitti.

Another a masterpiece I saw a few years ago was on a van on sainsburys carpark. It was owned by a company called Europa Shop Fitters. Some cheeky chap smudged away some dust to leave this gem...

"Europa Shop Lifters... I mean fitters..."

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Best I've seen have been in Liverpool/Birkenhead someone used to write PIES in giant white letters on buildings! Also, there was a wall with the sign 'No Fly Posters' on it so someone stuck up three posters with a picture of a fly below them!!!



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Not graffiti but at a club in London once there was a sign saying, 'whats you step.'
Not sure if this was questioning how i like to dance and it was mere coincidence it happened to be next to a step or if someone just jad something else on their mind.


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There is some stunning graffiti on the desks at my university. But my favourite bit of graffiti on campus is the opening narration of fear and loathing in las vegas on a toilet wall.


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There's a wall in Cardiff that has Will And Dom Say Sorry painted on it in big white letters. It doesn't look particuarly interesting, but has been up there at least since I was very young. Now there's this mystery hanging over it, who the fuck are Will & Dom, and what are they apologising for?

These made me laugh, painted in town in Cardiff.

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This was painted dead center of a really long new wall.

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It's 'M. Khan is bent' or nothing, I'm afraid.

There's lots of 'Twelve Monkeys' around here in Oxford. Which I quite like.



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I almost forgot about the two things my brother saw at the Wincanton warehouse he works at. In one toilet there is an small piece that reads 'Let The Tramp Out' whilst another says 'Don't beam me up yet Scotty, i'm having a shi...' with a long line leading from where the T should of been to a nearby window :lol:



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