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PostPosted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 10:56 am Reply with quote
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Just to forewarn you all, 2/3 of my family have swine flu, I'm obviously gonna be next, so I thought I'd revisit some of my old stomping grounds, as I am gonna be proper bored in a few days time.

Any of you boneheads had it yet?


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 11:04 am Reply with quote
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Not yet!! Better not get it before I go on my hols!!

Hello!!! It's been a long time...



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Damn, I'm going to burn those CDs you sent me a few months back just in case there's some latent virus thing on there ;)

My hayfever is full-on at the moment so I don't think I'd know if I had swine flu, tbh :|



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Fucking hell, I missed you Citizen Ives.



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I heard swine flu brings you out in rashers, in which case you'd have to get some oinkment from the chemist.



































I laughed.



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I heard you get it from fucking pigs.


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Fucking pigs and hiding the evidence? You swine!



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:45 am Reply with quote
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I still haven't caught it. I R INVINCIBALLL


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Well, they said pigs’d fly when America voted in a black President. A hundred days into Obama’s term and SWINE FLU!


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swine flu will take a look at the shit already crawling around inside me and get the fuck outta dodge.



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I think because I am a functioning alcoholic the virus has thought better of it.


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