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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:27 pm |
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Zero ToleranceJoined: Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:18 pmPosts: 6315Location: Landscape XX
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I find an unhealthy amount of joy in terrible acting. Although many examples of godlessly hilarious acting 'talent' can be found in films there is also television to consider, via the likes of made-for-TV drama and soaps/sitcoms/etc. I'd like to know who you consider some of the very worst actors and actresses out there in showbiz. I nominate Jimmi Harkishin - aka Dev Alahan in Coronation Street. He is an amazingly bad actor. Infact his particular style of overcompensated and yet strangely limited acting methodology is nothing short of admirable. He has three tones of voice that indicate wether he A) annoyed ("naaaaawww!"), B) aroused ("yeeeaaaaa!") or C) shouting without provocation ("gggggggggg!"). He has no other ranges and those 3 mannerisms never cross over or artistically meld into one another. He could literally say any old bollocks and it wouldn't affect the story or interrupt your sense of the plot, you just get the jist of how he feels from his gnarled facial expressions (which i've yet to see on another humans face) and by how LOUD HE IS SPEAKING. Naturally I think he is brilliant and easily the best character on any ITV program, let alone Corrie
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:35 pm |
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Highly IntolerantJoined: Sun Sep 05, 2004 11:21 pmPosts: 1561Location: Kentish Town, London
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Nicholas Cage. I do not feel I need to go into the reasons why, that should be obvious to all.
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:35 am |
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Highly IntolerantJoined: Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:35 amPosts: 1668Location: Chester, UK
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Yes to both! Can I add Owen Wilson...mainly just because I want to punch him in the face and he plays the same role in EVERY film I have had the misfortune to see him in!
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:07 am |
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IntolerantJoined: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:41 pmPosts: 571Location: Under a Tree
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:22 pm |
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Highly IntolerantJoined: Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:36 pmPosts: 4470Location: Fighting crime
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Nicholas Cage is worse than Stephen Hawkings would be if he was an actor.
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:09 pm |
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Zero ToleranceJoined: Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:18 pmPosts: 6315Location: Landscape XX
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:15 pm |
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Highly IntolerantJoined: Sat Dec 31, 2005 6:51 pmPosts: 3217Location: Near Glasgow, Scotland
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Ben Stiller. Hate him.
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:45 pm |
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IntolerantJoined: Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:44 pmPosts: 739
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The best part of that guy who plays Dev, thanks to TV Burp, is that whenever I see him my brain automatically switches to a loop of him doing that "bwrrp" noise all the time and just completely bypasses his acting.
To be fair Sean Bean's undeniably shit at acting and yet you wouldn't have him any other way to be honest. Or at least I wouldn't.
Off the top of my head, I really cannot stand anything about Shia Leboeuf. Every time he so much as graces the screen I'm physically repulsed by his very presence. That and he can't fucking act to save his life, doing the exact same LOUD EXCITED TEENAGER routine ad infinitum.
I'm prepared to be flamed for this but Mel Gibson's ever since he stopped making Mad Max films quickly became one of the worst Hollywood actors ever IMO.
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 11:35 pm |
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SpammerJoined: Wed Aug 25, 2004 8:41 pmPosts: 4140Location: The Internet
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Keanu fucking Reeves, for that matter, anyone who's ever been in any of the Matrix films except the French guy, he was fucking awesome.
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:21 am |
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:14 am |
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Highly IntolerantJoined: Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:35 amPosts: 1668Location: Chester, UK
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:34 pm |
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IntolerantJoined: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:41 pmPosts: 571Location: Under a Tree
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Fair enough lol, i'm not much of a film buff
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:07 pm |
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StaffJoined: Fri Jan 21, 2005 11:51 pmPosts: 1227Location: South London
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Anyone in fucking Hollyoaks.
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:49 pm |
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:02 pm |
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Highly IntolerantJoined: Sun Sep 05, 2004 11:21 pmPosts: 1561Location: Kentish Town, London
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You all seem to be forgetting the classic 'Speed' that he was in I'll get my coat, its been nice knowing you all...
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