-- Instead of ASBO's, offenders are forced to wear Alchemy Gothic shirts.
-- Kylie Minoise would represent us for Eurovision every year
-- Everyone on this forum would be sainted.
-- Deathcore bands would be given a tax discount if they could individually maintain suitably intricate/difficult/annoying/massive hairstyles.
-- All grindcore bands would be obliged to perform at least one Tiny Tim cover during a performance/on record.
-- Football would go kvlt. Corpsepainted teams run around mist laden forests in full black metal garb soundtracked by Deipago. It would be like bloodbowl, and actually entertaining to watch...
-- Howard Brown would front Deicide. Glenn Benton would in turn be relegated to being Halifax's public face.
-- David Tibet would never want for anything ever again. Money, food, bed, women, etc.