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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 6:18 pm Reply with quote
User avatarIntolerantIntolerantJoined: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:41 pmPosts: 571Location: Under a Tree
New thread idea - What disgusting things happened to you today?

I'll start with removing a dead, partially eaten sheep from a field just before it's home time. Blood, shit and sheep smell. Yum :)



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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:37 pm Reply with quote
User avatarIntolerantIntolerantJoined: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:41 pmPosts: 571Location: Under a Tree
And finding a deer head left in a gateway, minus antlers and a whole lack of body or gralloch.



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 8:39 pm Reply with quote
User avatarIntolerantIntolerantJoined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:27 pmPosts: 651Location: Behind you...
Not so much grim, but I fell out of the attic and landed on top of my pregnant wife. Fortunately no harm done!



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 11:36 am Reply with quote
User avatarZero ToleranceZero ToleranceJoined: Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:18 pmPosts: 6315Location: Landscape XX
I don't think I can compete with Thing or Calum here, but I recently fell down some narrow metal stairs covered in frost, moss and rust whilst carrying some full recycling bins outside for the morning pickup, in absolute darkness.

(metal, moss, frost, darkness, recycling? thats actually the most METAL thing i've ever done!)



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 11:51 am Reply with quote
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Not today and not me but my wife used to work at the city morgue and part of her job was doing call-outs for 'biological uplift'...

She once lifted a dead guy off his sofa and his face stayed behind, stuck to the leather.

SCCHHLLLLUURRRRRRRP!



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