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 Highly Intolerant Joined: Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:36 pmPosts: 4470Location: Fighting crime
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Having realised I've never actually heard any of them, I recently got around to picking up 161 episodes of the Goon Show.
Your name now means something to me.
"Get into this cannon, Moriarty!" *BANG* "AHHHHHHHH!" "Consider yourself fired."
Hercules Grytpipe-Thynne is the greatest fictional character to have ever existed.
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| Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:37 pm |
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 Highly IntolerantJoined: Sat Dec 31, 2005 6:51 pmPosts: 3217Location: Near Glasgow, Scotland
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 Seagoon: How are the men? Eccles: Oh fine, fine. Seagoon: Any cases of frozen feet? Eccles: You didn't order any cases of frozen feet!! Seagoon: Hmm well, we'll have to get along without them. Major Bloodnok: But we've got to eat[,] Seagoon! Eccles: OK, I'll put 'im in the oven! The Goon Show is one of my favourite works of comedy every, never fails to make me howl with laughter 
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| Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:34 pm |
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| Highly IntolerantJoined: Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:36 pmPosts: 4470Location: Fighting crime
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Seagoon: Bloodnok, grand news! We have managed to send an elephant up the Falls in the atom-proof dustbin, and it lived!
Bloodnok: What? No other dustbin has ever done it and lived!
Seagoon:Now next, we want a human being to go in it.
Eccles: I'm safe folks!
Bloodnok: They've called you men, the flower of England and the flower of flunge, to volunteer. Come now, remember it's for England men.
Seagoon: Hahaha. Can't you think of a better reason? Hahaha. Like money?
Bloodnok:Cowards you are, cowards all! We'll draw lots for it now. Eccles, write your name on fifty pieces of paper, and put them in a hat!
Eccles: Right, dere.
Bloodnok: Now, draw it out.
Eccles: Right.
Bloodnok: What's it say?
Eccles: Mrs Gladys Smith, ha ha ha!
Bloodnok: You imposter sir... you're not Mrs Gladys Smith, I am!
Eccles: I don't want to die.
Bloodnok: You don't want to die, you suspicious fool, you superstitious mule you... You won't die Eccles. Roll up your trousers!
Grams:
[Wooden slat blind pulled up]
Bloodnok: Ohhhh... Just as I thought, legs that reach to the ground! You know what that's a sign of?
Eccles: Legs?
Bloodnok: No, it's the sure sign of a long liver!
Eccles: I got a long liver!
Bloodnok: Yes. And I'll bet you five pounds that you'll live forever starting... now!
[silence]
Bloodnok: You've done it! You've lived forever!
FX:
[Till]
Bloodnok: Now strap him in that dustbin for the test!
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| Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:01 pm |
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He's fallen in the water .....
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TheFamousEccles
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| Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 1:28 am |
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| Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:23 pm |
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| Highly IntolerantJoined: Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:36 pmPosts: 4470Location: Fighting crime
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"My card!
"My card!"
"SNAP!"
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