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john doom
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:54 am |
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That's because your mum is black and has one eye
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Not A Horse Fluffer
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:06 am |
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SpammerJoined: Wed Aug 25, 2004 8:41 pmPosts: 4140Location: The Internet
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Yea, well when you were born your mother had crabs so when you came out of her fetid fanny (which smelled like bovril but tasted like marmite) you got crabs all over your face and some of them went up your nose and gave you prostate cancer in the face. You also have AIDs. Twice.
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Brother Jim
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:00 pm |
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Low ToleranceJoined: Tue May 17, 2005 11:19 amPosts: 129Location: Nairn, Highlands, Scotland
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john doom
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:11 am |
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TheFamousEccles
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 10:57 am |
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Highly IntolerantJoined: Sat Dec 31, 2005 6:51 pmPosts: 3217Location: Near Glasgow, Scotland
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Reciprocating Horror
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:19 pm |
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Highly TolerantJoined: Sat Jul 22, 2006 4:53 pmPosts: 23
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Belly Button
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:42 pm |
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Zero ToleranceJoined: Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:18 pmPosts: 6315Location: Landscape XX
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diabolical summoning
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 10:14 pm |
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Highly IntolerantJoined: Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:22 pmPosts: 1172Location: cardiff, wales
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TheFamousEccles
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:52 pm |
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Highly IntolerantJoined: Sat Dec 31, 2005 6:51 pmPosts: 3217Location: Near Glasgow, Scotland
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_________________ "You can't put man in a room with no subwoofers." ― Mala |
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Calum_Harvie
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 7:46 pm |
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IntolerantJoined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:27 pmPosts: 651Location: Behind you...
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_________________ Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas |
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DaveIOC
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:22 am |
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Highly IntolerantJoined: Sun Feb 19, 2006 9:20 pmPosts: 1239Location: Bristol
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Calum_Harvie
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:44 am |
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IntolerantJoined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:27 pmPosts: 651Location: Behind you...
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_________________ Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas |
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Metal Sarah
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:37 am |
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IntolerantJoined: Mon Jul 19, 2004 2:13 pmPosts: 598Location: Horsham
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