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Here are a few good ones:

1. In an interview about his failed marriage, Sir Paul McCartney
was asked if he would ever go down on one knee again

In response he said, "I'd prefer it if you called her Heather."

2. News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his
wife Heather Mills- McCartney.

Mrs Mills- McCartney is said to be distraught over the split "He has
been my crutch for so long!!" She said in an earlier briefing, "I have
no idea why this has happened, I'm stumped"

3. What eats vegetarian and hates vivisection?
Linda McCartney's cancer.

4. What's the difference between Madonna and a Kit Kat?
You only get four fingers in the Kit Kat.

5. What's black and blue and doesn't like sex very much?
A rape victim.

6. What's the difference between a pub and a clitoris?
You can find a pub.

7. What do you call a person who is half Black and half Chinese and has AIDS?
Coon Die Soon.


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