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I found it as "If smoking is not allowed in heaven, I shall not go." and found some folk on the net saying it was Twain, but also someone saying it was Samuel Clemens? lol



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Pretty much everything Groucho ever said is gold.



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"The game of life is a game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later with astounding accuracy." ~ Florence Scovel Shinn

"A man is a critic when he cannot be an artist, in the same way that a man becomes an informer when he cannot be a soldier." ~ Gustave Flaubert

"The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants." ~ Gen. Omar Bradley



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"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." ~ Buddha

:shock: Well bugger me. If only all religions were this sensible.



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Oh, dude, Buddha kicks ass, you didn't know?



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