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PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 8:24 am Reply with quote
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http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Mosher

My mate sent it me, quite funny in parts, I liked the bit about hardcore dancing.

As an aside, I'd say "greb" or "metal 'ead" rather than mosher, which must be southern or something.



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I'm from the north and get asked by retards if I'm a mosher sixteen times a minute.



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:55 am Reply with quote
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Also, Uncyclopedia is the tame version of Encyclopedia Dramatica

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Metal_%28music%29
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Black_Metal



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Lmfao haven't heard of moshers since i was like 1st year in high school.



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Whilst in my civillian clothing I was visiting a very good friend in Fairburn, a wonderful place with the sole problem that you have to go through the dump that is Castleford to get there, when he was accosted by three young chavfolk who told him "mosh mosh have a wash".
Needless to say he was stumped by this as he isn't a metal fan and dresses like an old fucking man.

I'm usually left alone. Big guy constantly grinning isn't a good sign apparently...



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It used to be quite bad for being hassled and asked if you were a "goff" or "mosher" here but since nu-metal ejaculated all over the teenage population we've been superceded by an entirely new race of "goths" that just look like ten times more of a tool than we ever did (i'm talking about the care in the community kids who team up a Blade style jacket with Killswitch Engage t-shirt and straggly ginger hair).

I still get looked at as if I'm a convicted rapist just for wearing a metal shirt, but I can also sometimes pass for "normal" when them kds are around


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most people who dress in what is classed as a metal style look retarded.
true fact.
only get away with it when surrounded by folk of the same ilk.



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When in my civillian gear I'll usually just wear cheap trainers/boots, whatever cheap charity/tesco pants/3/4s I have and a band t-shirt, mostly because aside from work shirts band shirts are all I own.
Never saw the appeal in denim jackets covered with patches.
No offence to Thrash Maniac.



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I'm fat and wear thick NHS glasses and have a patch jacket made of modern art/anime/black metal logos. Do I win?



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YOU WIN "QUEER OF THE YEAR"



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HAHA!
I guess I'm so backwards then...

In the last couple of months I actually started a patch jacket myself but not of the usual kind of homoerotic thrash/shit metal bands I always see people wearing (ie patches of Amon Amarth, any glam/hair metal band, and the likes of Helloween).
The patches on my jacket encompass Wormrot, Regurgitate, Black Flag, Totalitar, Heresy, Capitalist Casualties etc... so I guess I'm subconsciously aiming more for the punk/grind/pv end of things anyway.


As much as this'll make me look like an elitist twat, I think patch jackets CAN be pretty fucking cool but it depends entirely on the bands whose patches you use - ie a lanky hair-swaying drunkard of a metalhead with loads of patches from the likes of Asphyx, Nihilist, Dismember etc = Cool.
Fat, pot-bellied, middle-aged and semi-balding man with Status Quo, Amon Amarth or Black Dahlia Murder patches = Tool.



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I guess I just excel at looking like a c**t whatever I wear :D


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Basically, you're only cool if you're Fenriz.



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When I was going through my "ALL CLOTHES MUST BE BLACK" phase, I got called a 'Greebo' almost daily. I was mostly too stoned to notice mind :oops:



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