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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:59 pm Reply with quote
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Having realised I've never actually heard any of them, I recently got around to picking up 161 episodes of the Goon Show.
Your name now means something to me.

"Get into this cannon, Moriarty!" *BANG* "AHHHHHHHH!" "Consider yourself fired."

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:D

Seagoon: How are the men?
Eccles: Oh fine, fine.
Seagoon: Any cases of frozen feet?
Eccles: You didn't order any cases of frozen feet!!
Seagoon: Hmm well, we'll have to get along without them.
Major Bloodnok: But we've got to eat[,] Seagoon!
Eccles: OK, I'll put 'im in the oven!

The Goon Show is one of my favourite works of comedy every, never fails to make me howl with laughter :)



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Seagoon: Bloodnok, grand news! We have managed to send an elephant up the Falls in the atom-proof dustbin, and it lived!
Bloodnok: What? No other dustbin has ever done it and lived!
Seagoon:Now next, we want a human being to go in it.
Eccles: I'm safe folks!
Bloodnok: They've called you men, the flower of England and the flower of flunge, to volunteer. Come now, remember it's for England men.
Seagoon: Hahaha. Can't you think of a better reason? Hahaha. Like money?
Bloodnok:Cowards you are, cowards all! We'll draw lots for it now. Eccles, write your name on fifty pieces of paper, and put them in a hat!
Eccles: Right, dere.
Bloodnok: Now, draw it out.
Eccles: Right.
Bloodnok: What's it say?
Eccles: Mrs Gladys Smith, ha ha ha!
Bloodnok: You imposter sir... you're not Mrs Gladys Smith, I am!
Eccles: I don't want to die.
Bloodnok: You don't want to die, you suspicious fool, you superstitious mule you... You won't die Eccles. Roll up your trousers!

Grams:
[Wooden slat blind pulled up]

Bloodnok: Ohhhh... Just as I thought, legs that reach to the ground! You know what that's a sign of?
Eccles: Legs?
Bloodnok: No, it's the sure sign of a long liver!
Eccles: I got a long liver!
Bloodnok: Yes. And I'll bet you five pounds that you'll live forever starting... now!
[silence]
Bloodnok: You've done it! You've lived forever!

FX:
[Till]

Bloodnok: Now strap him in that dustbin for the test!



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He's fallen in the water ..... :D



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