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BlueMountain
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Bluuuuuuuuue Mouuuuuuuuuuuntain heep big proud announce he working hard actual bring you um special porno flick. It absolute filth. You be heep big erect when you see Injun spoff fly everywhere.
Many many moons Bluuuue Mouuuuuuntain await time to star, rather than be um pop-shot double, now it is good day to hump.
Ingredients - Bluuuuuuuuue Mouuuuuuuuntain, 2 complete sluts, heep big pile "special Columbian sherbert", heep big booze box, heep big flask shroom tea, heep big valu-pack Duracell, butt-plugs, masks, cuffs, Injun head-dress, lights, camera, hotel room, shy camera op (heep big wuss), rainy weekend.
Bluuuuuue Mouuuuuuuntain go off fucking rails, heep big style. Oh well, not first time, just take longer to straighten self out.
*Final thing* - Bluuuuuuuuue Mouuuuuuuuuntain film more scene heep big soon (as soon as get feeling back in nose), anyone want see anything in particular? You chance to get name-check in filthy flick! (No 'kolonic, no get slut to wear Mallet mask, or yellow polka dot bikini or get Bluuuuue Mouuuuuuuuntain say "Ah yeah!". Too perverted)
Let Bluuuuuuue Mouuuuuuuuntain know......
Post vid online so link to follow
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Best - Man
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| Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 1:48 pm |
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Cancel the 2005 Academy Awards.
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Best - Man
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| Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:39 pm |
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Best Drama- Blue Mountain
Best screenplay- Blue Mountain
Best Director- Blue Mountain
Best writer- Blue Mountain
Best soundtrack- Blue Mountain
Best use of indians- Blue Mountain
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Matty T
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| Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 8:42 pm |
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Best - Man
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| Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 8:55 pm |
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BlueMountain
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| Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 9:54 pm |
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| SpammerJoined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 2:08 amPosts: 622Location: Um Spirit World
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<sniff> Bluuuuuuuuue Mouuuuuuuuuntain wanna thank whole tribe.
Wanna thank Little Plum for use of his bitches. Wanna thank BBC2 for making um documentary giving me first break in um showbiz. <sob>
<sniff> Wanna thank all um hard-working farmers in Columbia and Peru, wouldn't have done it without you!
Wanna thank 'Kolonic for remind me I never could be um gay.
Wanna thank all you for you kind words.
<sniff>I accept this award for all the Red Indian Spirit Guides out there (even get shitty deal in death - everyone else sit on cloud with harp.)
I love you all !!!!<boo hoo>
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BlackGodAdam
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| Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 10:37 pm |
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Unretrofied
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| Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 11:13 pm |
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Matty T
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| Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:30 am |
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| Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 6:39 pm |
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Yay!
(frolicks with Matty T in the meadow)
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Not A Horse Fluffer
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| Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 7:52 pm |
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Chops
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| Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 10:11 pm |
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Areete there
Yo blue moutain, think i saw you in the cinema the other week but there was a BIIIIGGG PILLLAAR CHIEF in my way ....
I should really stick to my own jokes 
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| Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 1:37 am |
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Matty T
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| Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:26 am |
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Not A Horse Fluffer
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| Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:28 am |
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